# BBEEEEERRRR! Newslink.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbeeeeerrrr-newslink/690072>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbeeeeerrrr-newslink/690072 "2014-06-05T00:06:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbeeeeerrrr-newslink/690072/1 "2014-06-05T00:06:09Z")

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Beer.  
Berr-here-here-here…here beer!  
BEEERER!  
BBBEEEEE- (hic)-EeEEErrrr

I SAID BEER, DAMMIT!

Carlos loves you, little Beer.  
Does Beer love Carlos?  
Wheeee…

😃

> **[Carlos Bueno Mir allegedly called 911 in Florida to report his wife had...](https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/03/Man-calls-911-to-report-that-his-wife-had-thrown-out-his-beer/5411401805246/)**
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> Carlos Bueno Mir of West Palm Beach was arrested by Florida police after he allegedly called 911 to report that his wife had "thrown out his beer."

:D:D

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbeeeeerrrr-newslink/690072/2 "2014-06-05T03:03:57Z")

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> WEST PALM BEACH, Fla., June 3 (UPI) --A **Florida man** was arrested and thrown in the slammer after he allegedly repeatedly called 911 to complain about his wife tossing out his beer.

Florida Man, Florida Man  
Keepin’ it classy like only Florida can,  
What’s he like, it’s not important  
[Florida Man!](http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman)