# BBQ me
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [July 30, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427 "2000-07-30T09:44:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/1 "2000-07-30T09:44:14Z")
This is my first venture into the lovely board known as the BBQ pit. someone make me feel welcome and BBZ me please. nothing is to harsh. im in the mood to be covered with sauce and …i think im gonna stop that train or thought but i guess that doesnt need to be elaborated on. so that being said, someone BBQ me please. 🙂
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/2 "2000-07-30T09:52:00Z")
Ummm, why?
You only deserve it if you get your panties in a wad over things that are crap…haven’t seen if from you.
Go play in GQ or MPSIMS or something.
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/3 "2000-07-30T09:55:33Z")
I must add,
Give it time, give it time. We all are flamed for minor infractions, for major infractions and for plain being an asshole.
So far you haven’t given food to the phiranas…and trust me you don’t want it.
Getting your ass flamed usually takes more than just asking for it.
\< scratching head \> Why the…?
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### Author:  [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/4 "2000-07-30T10:02:22Z")
Good lord, why would want to be Flamed?!?! Hmm, wait a second, this is the Pit.
Why the fuck would you ask to be flamed you gerbil-packing, vibrator-sucking goat-felcher?
Cool, my first offical flame. Ok, back to the fun stuff. Who brought da beer???
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/5 "2000-07-30T10:09:30Z")
Okay, I am trying to understand WHY you would want a flame.
Oy \< shaking head \>
As for those that may follow, it’s stupid in my eyes, to WANT to be flamed. Unless of course you into that kind of thing. But otherwise calling people names with little or no foundation is plain moronic.
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### Author:  [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/6 "2000-07-30T15:28:38Z")
_sets up spit, over nice pile of hickory_
Grabs, tong and BBQ sauce…
Come here Hypergirl
🙂
I personally am going to BBQ you.
So you have never been BBQed before?
well, try not to be suprised, it feels a lot like sex…
Osip
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/7 "2000-07-30T15:46:45Z")
::breaks out the mayonnaise:: Who wants potato salad?
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### Author:  [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/8 "2000-07-30T16:15:30Z")
Potato Salad? Score!
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/9 "2000-07-30T16:46:31Z")
The Pit isn’t a sawdust pile you search for pennies at the county fair, little child. Now shoo.
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/10 "2000-07-30T16:52:50Z")
Tech:
“Damn I hate not being able to edit…”
“Um there’s a link up top of a reply page. I recommend you (try) _sic_ looking into it, it’s very easy. To test it out, head on over to the ATMB and play around a bit.”
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/11 "2000-07-30T16:54:41Z")
What the fick were you thinking? I swear, you have the brains of a piece of broccoli sometimes. [broccoli has an IQ of 10] Let me give you a good walloping next time I see you.
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### Author:  [@7\_of\_7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_of_7)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/12 "2000-07-30T17:42:24Z")
Anyway **hypergirl** your’re a terrible person and lousy poster and you’re so bad you aren’t worth swearing at or laughing at either. And never try this again, or I’ll have to tell you the same.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/13 "2000-07-30T18:01:22Z")
Jessie, you’re not even worth the time it’d take to flame. Go play with your barbies and leave the flaming to those who warrant it.
I swear, we’re getting a bunch of masochistic posters in here.
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/14 "2000-07-30T20:15:39Z")
I thought they didn’t allow you to edit your posts over here.
hmmmmmm
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/15 "2000-07-30T20:33:21Z")
They DON’T allow you to edit here. Cnote is an idiot 😉
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/16 "2000-07-30T20:47:07Z")
Thank you PLG, I thought so.
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bbq-me/27427/17 "2000-07-30T21:29:28Z")
Hey!!