# BCS bowls (5 Games - 10 Teams -- Pick Teams to LOSE)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 28, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368 "2013-12-28T20:13:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/41 "2014-01-03T05:48:03Z")

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That’s okay, Tide fans. At least Mark May and Lou Holtz think you’re the “best team in the country right now”. So you’ve got that going for you…

And then they sit there and completely ignore everything they said before the game. Stay classy, ESPN.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/42 "2014-01-03T05:51:26Z")

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All right boys, listen up…next year, I will accept [del]bribes[/del] voluntary donations to either  
a) Not pick your team to win; or  
b) Pick your team’s opponent to win

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/43 "2014-01-03T06:00:05Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
>
> All right boys, listen up…next year, I will accept [del]bribes[/del] voluntary donations to either  
> a) Not pick your team to win; or  
> b) Pick your team’s opponent to win

I already tried that, Oak. No takers. 😉 Anyway, I had a WAY worse record than you during the regular season, I’m more reliable…

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/44 "2014-01-03T06:37:01Z")

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So **Zeldar** and **Rex Goliath** are leading with 2 of 3 so far. Eight of us are 1-2, ten are perfectly wrong, and then there is **Typo Negative** , who one might argue is 2-2, or maybe 2 of 6.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/45 "2014-01-03T14:01:58Z")

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I sorted the original array like this for my own amusement, but perhaps y’all might enjoy what it shows, too.

FWIW:

```auto

======================================================================================

                             ==================================================================================== 
                             MichSt Stanford Baylor CentFla Alabama Oklahoma Clemson OhioSt FlaSt Auburn
                             ==================================================================================== 

armedmonkey 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt FlaSt 
JohnT 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt FlaSt
Oakminster 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt FlaSt 
Munch 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt Auburn 
Nauplius 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt Auburn
USCDiver 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma OhioSt Auburn        
Snowboarder Bo 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
notfrommensa 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
Zakalwe 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
zoog 5 MichSt CentFla Oklahoma Clemson FlaSt   
DMC 5 MichSt CentFla Alabama Clemson Auburn
NoClueBoy 5 MichSt CentFla Alabama Clemson Auburn
Typo Negative 5 MichSt Stanford Baylor CentFla Clemson   

For You 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson FlaSt   
Jackknifed Juggernaut 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
Jman 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
Sterling Archer 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson Auburn
swampbear 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson FlaSt 
Yorikke 5 Stanford CentFla Oklahoma Clemson FlaSt   
Zeldar 5 Stanford CentFla Alabama Clemson FlaSt
Rex Goliath 5 Stanford Baylor Oklahoma OhioSt Auburn  
======================== ====================================================================================
   21 105 13 9 2 20 3 17 14 7 8 12 /105

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```

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/46 "2014-01-03T14:37:30Z")

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> [@For You](#):
>
> Note that one of those people who voted against UCF also voted against Baylor.

Ha! I didn’t notice that.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/47 "2014-01-03T15:36:45Z")

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I didn’t give the Sooners any chance at all. Looks like I should have stuck to my “Bet against the team that’s pissed they aren’t in a better bowl” theorem.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/48 "2014-01-03T15:47:30Z")

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I think we can see why NFM does not bet on CFB.

He can’t pick outright winners, let alone bet against the spread.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/49 "2014-01-04T04:57:51Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
>
> I think we can see why NFM does not bet on CFB.
> 
> He can’t pick outright winners, let alone bet against the spread.

But you _did_ pick winners – unfortunately, those winners won.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/50 "2014-01-04T08:01:14Z")

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I made a pretty (painful) little color-coded list of the BCS top fifteen teams so far, can anyone tell me what kind of movement this is likely to amount to?

1 Florida State  
2 Auburn  
3 Alabama - lost to #11 Oklahoma  
4 Michigan State - beat #5 Stanford  
5 Stanford - lost to #4 Michigan State  
6 Baylor - lost to #15 Central Florida  
7 Ohio State - lost to #12 Clemson  
8 Missouri - beat #13 Oklahoma State  
9 South Carolina - beat #19 Wisconsin  
10 Oregon - beat unranked Texas  
11 Oklahoma - beat #3 Alabama  
12 Clemson - beat #7 Ohio State  
13 Oklahoma State - lost to #8 Missouri  
14 Arizona State - lost to unranked Texas Tech  
15 UCF - beat #6 Baylor

Will 3 teams drop out of the top ten? Will 3 move into it? What about Stanford, how far will they fall? And should Oregon feel like they were screwed?

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/51 "2014-01-04T16:37:04Z")

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I don’t see a thread where we talk about the games themselves, so I’ll just post here:

In the OSU-Clemson game, after the excessive celebration penalty, OSU had two timeouts, there were 31 seconds left, and it was second down with the clock stopped. They could have used those timeouts, and if they prevented a first down, they could have got the ball back with maybe 20 seconds left. Clemson wasn’t expecting them to call a timeout, so they would only have had third down to try to get 20+ yards.

20 seconds was enough time to complete a pass or two and be able to throw a hail Mary to the end zone. Instead, Urban Meyer just gave up.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/52 "2014-01-04T16:58:37Z")

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> [@For You](#):
>
> I made a pretty (painful) little color-coded list of the BCS top fifteen teams so far, can anyone tell me what kind of movement this is likely to amount to?
> 
> 1 Florida State  
> 2 Auburn  
> 3 Alabama - lost to #11 Oklahoma  
> 4 Michigan State - beat #5 Stanford  
> 5 Stanford - lost to #4 Michigan State  
> 6 Baylor - lost to #15 Central Florida  
> 7 Ohio State - lost to #12 Clemson  
> 8 Missouri - beat #13 Oklahoma State  
> 9 South Carolina - beat #19 Wisconsin  
> 10 Oregon - beat unranked Texas  
> 11 Oklahoma - beat #3 Alabama  
> 12 Clemson - beat #7 Ohio State  
> 13 Oklahoma State - lost to #8 Missouri  
> 14 Arizona State - lost to unranked Texas Tech  
> 15 UCF - beat #6 Baylor
> 
> Will 3 teams drop out of the top ten? Will 3 move into it? What about Stanford, how far will they fall? And should Oregon feel like they were screwed?

I really like what you did here, and it gave me the idea to add some data to make it a little easier to predict where things will go in the AP Poll after the dust settles.

I’ve incorporated your work into the stuff I got from

> **[NCAAF College Football 2024 Standings](https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/standings/)**
>
> Sports News, Scores, Fantasy Games

> **[College Football Schedule - 2025 Season - ESPN](https://www.espn.com/college-football/schedule)**
>
> The complete 2025 NCAAF season schedule on ESPN. Includes game times, TV listings and ticket information for all College Football games.

```auto

Standings Bowl Subdivision  

Florida State (1) 8-0 13-0 Monday, Jan 6 8:30 PM No. 1 Florida State vs. No. 2 Auburn 
                                 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP   

Michigan State (4) 8-0 13-1 4 Michigan State - beat #5 Stanford

Auburn (2) 7-1 12-1 Monday, Jan 6 8:30 PM No. 1 Florida State vs. No. 2 Auburn 
                                 BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP  

UCF (15) 8-0 12-1 15 UCF - beat #6 Baylor
Louisville (18) 7-1 12-1 No. 18 Louisville 36, Miami (FL) 9

Ohio State (7) 8-0 12-2 7 Ohio State - lost to #12 Clemson
Missouri (8) 7-1 12-2 8 Missouri - beat #13 Oklahoma State
Northern Illinois (23) 8-0 12-2 Utah State 21, No. 23 Northern Illinois 14

Alabama (3) 7-1 11-2 3 Alabama - lost to #11 Oklahoma
Baylor (6) 8-1 11-2 6 Baylor - lost to #15 Central Florida 
South Carolina (9) 6-2 11-2 9 South Carolina - beat #19 Wisconsin 
Oregon (10) 7-2 11-2 10 Oregon - beat unranked Texas  
Oklahoma (11) 7-2 11-2 11 Oklahoma - beat #3 Alabama  
Clemson (12) 7-1 11-2 12 Clemson - beat #7 Ohio State 
Fresno State (20) 7-1 11-2 No. 25 USC 45, No. 20 Fresno State 20
 
Stanford (5) 7-2 11-3 5 Stanford - lost to #4 Michigan State
 
Oklahoma State (13) 7-2 10-3 13 Oklahoma State - lost to #8 Missouri 
LSU (16) 5-3 10-3 No. 16 LSU 21, Iowa 14
UCLA (17) 6-3 10-3 No. 17 UCLA 42, Virginia Tech 12
  
Arizona State (14) 8-1 10-4 14 Arizona State - lost to unranked Texas Tech
Duke (24) 6-2 10-4 No. 21 Texas A&M 52, No. 24 Duke 48
USC (25) 6-3 10-4 No. 25 USC 45, No. 20 Fresno State 20

Wisconsin (19) 6-2 9-4 No. 9 South Carolina 34, No. 19 Wisconsin 24
Texas A&M (21) 4-4 9-4 No. 21 Texas A&M 52, No. 24 Duke 48 

Georgia (22) 5-3 8-5 Nebraska 24, No. 22 Georgia 19

===================================

Ball State 7-1 10-2 Sunday, January 5 9:00 PM Arkansas State vs. Ball State GODADDY BOWL 

East Carolina 6-2 10-3  

Marshall 7-1 10-4  
Rice 7-1 10-4  
Bowling Green 7-1 10-4 

```

If I had anything to do with it, I’d drop

Wisconsin (19) , Texas A&M (21) and Georgia (22)

and move up three (don’t care much which) from the 10-x batch not already ranked.

How things will get shuffled in the 10-x group (and up) already in the Top 25 is anybody’s guess. But we could have some fun playing with it here if y’all want to.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/53 "2014-01-04T20:38:50Z")

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Unfortunately, only two teams immediately ahead of UCF lost, so I can’t see us getting ranked any higher than #11. ☹

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**Author:** ![Rex\_Goliath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rex\_Goliath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rex_Goliath)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/54 "2014-01-07T05:07:02Z")

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4 out of 5! What an incredible championship game. The best teams played, and the best team won fair and square.

Roll Tide

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/55 "2014-01-07T05:08:35Z")

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WOOT!

ETA: I went 1-4 here but ffs I got the important one right! WOOT!

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/56 "2014-01-07T05:12:28Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
>
> WOOT!
> 
> ETA: I went 1-4 here but ffs I got the important one right! WOOT!

You and me both brother!!! It weren’t pretty but it counts.

Go 'Noles!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/57 "2014-01-07T05:12:55Z")

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Just like I know I can’t be perfectly right, I can’t be perfectly wrong.

Missed the first four, but I did pick Auburn to lose.

I had mixed emotions. Happy for the ACC to win a BCS, but I do have some allegiances to Auburn, my favorite SEC team.

Great Game.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/58 "2014-01-07T05:14:40Z")

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Wow! What a finish!

Too bad I wasn’t rooting for anybody

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/59 "2014-01-07T05:19:43Z")

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[Rick Reilly is prolly happy](http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls13/story/_/id/10237600/rick-reilly-sec-overrated). I can’t wait to read his column in the morning. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bcs-bowls-5-games-10-teams-pick-teams-to-lose/677368/60 "2014-01-07T05:25:17Z")

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The scores:

```auto

======================================================================================

                               ========================================= 
                               Stanford Baylor Alabama OhioSt Auburn
                               =========================================  
        
Rex Goliath 4/5 Stanford Baylor OhioSt Auburn   
   
DMC 2/5 Alabama Auburn                         
Jackknifed Juggernaut 2/5 Stanford Auburn
Jman 2/5 Stanford Auburn 
Munch 2/5 OhioSt Auburn 
Nauplius 2/5 OhioSt Auburn
NoClueBoy 2/5 Alabama Auburn
Sterling Archer 2/5 Stanford Auburn
Typo Negative 2/5 Stanford Baylor              
USCDiver 2/5 OhioSt Auburn 
Zeldar 2/5 Stanford Alabama 
         
armedmonkey 1/5 OhioSt
For You 1/5 Stanford  
JohnT 1/5 OhioSt 
notfrommensa 1/5 Auburn
Oakminster 1/5 OhioSt 
Snowboarder Bo 1/5 Auburn
swampbear 1/5 Stanford                           
Yorikke 1/5 Stanford                            
Zakalwe 1/5 Auburn

zoog 0/5                                        
 
========================== ============================================= 
   21 33/105 9 2 3 7 12 33/105

======================================================================================

```

Fun BCS Bowls. Even the Champ game. Thanks to all for playing!

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