# Be Afraid.  Be Very Afraid.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/329759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 6, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/329759 "2005-11-06T06:02:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/329759/1 "2005-11-06T06:02:23Z")

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I was scanning through the threads in the various fora, and saw [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=343414), in Cafe Society. However, since it’s One AM here, and I’m kinda tired, I didn’t read it right at first.

I read it as **Vogon Recipes**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/329759/2 "2005-11-06T06:40:04Z")

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Mmm, crushed jeweled crab.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/329759/3 "2005-11-06T06:50:51Z")

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So that’s what happens after you get read poetry.