# Be afraid, be very afraid

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**Created:** [December 19, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/564750 "2010-12-19T20:56:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/564750/19 "2010-12-20T00:12:22Z")

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> [@Do you ever tell your pets about the first time you saw them?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-ever-tell-your-pets-about-the-first-time-you-saw-them/564703/8):
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> I never have before, but I just gathered them up and told each of them their life stories, mostly to annoy **prr** , whose “people who love their pets are crazy” shit is getting tiresome.

> [@Do you ever tell your pets about the first time you saw them?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-ever-tell-your-pets-about-the-first-time-you-saw-them/564703/11):
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> BTW, **Diana** , I also think people who go down on their pets are a little nutso.
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> If you’re still determined to annoy me, please practice safe sex.

Mmm hmmm. Certainly not telling another poster to go blow a cat. Nopers. Nuh unh.  
Scout’s honor.

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