# Be assured...it's going to get better **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-assured-its-going-to-get-better/51812 "2001-01-26T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-assured-its-going-to-get-better/51812/1 "2001-01-26T02:23:24Z")
I just want everyone to know that I’ve got a lot of funny, smart, sexy, flirty, horrifying, smart ass, bitchy and bizarre things to share. You’re just not bringing up the right subjects, and every question I come up with has already been asked. I’ve only been here two months, and I’ve posted a lot of crap, but great God A’Mighty I swear, it’s only goin’ uphill from here. Just give me a minute, I’m gonna have something really really great. SOMEHOW…Coldfire will notice me. jarbabyj ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-assured-its-going-to-get-better/51812/2 "2001-01-26T04:03:58Z")
I usually don’t get all mushy-assed around here (_snort_), but rest-assured, Jarbaby, you are already one of my fave posters. You are without a doubt on the Top 25 list. Every time I opened the Pit for about a week, I laughed til I cried at the thread title: “EAT ME!”, and the story about the dude behind the counter was beautiful. I laughed like an idgit. I was a little concerned at first that your name might be a reference to Jar Jar Binks, but now that I realize your extremely high cool quotient, I don’t care (but please tell me it’s not! Please!) If you ever piss me off, though, all this is null and void. So be careful. 😃 But don’t put your money on Coldie. I mentioned him 4,782 times in the “Cute Posters” thread over in IMHO, and he has yet to respond (pages 1 and 4, to be exact). He’s made of steel. I even used “sexily” in two sentences! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-assured-its-going-to-get-better/51812/3 "2001-01-26T15:02:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > I usually don’t get all mushy-assed around here (_snort_), but rest-assured, Jarbaby, you are already one of my fave posters. You are without a doubt on the Top 25 list. Every time I opened the Pit for about a week, I laughed til I cried at the thread title: “EAT ME!”, and the story about the dude behind the counter was beautiful. I laughed like an idgit. Oh my god! I’m flushed and sweaty! Thanks for saying that. the KFC story is a standard in my repetoire, along with the ol’- Jarbaby’s sister steals her underpants tale. But I’m waiting for the perfect time to bring that up. > [@](#): > > I was a little concerned at first that your name might be a reference to Jar Jar Binks, Oh good lord no. I had a dream in highschool that I had Brett Favre’s baby, and I was so ashamed of it that I kept it in a mayonnaise jar. It’s all very simple. > [@](#): > > But don’t put your money on Coldie. I mentioned him 4,782 times in the “Cute Posters” thread over in IMHO, and he has yet to respond (pages 1 and 4, to be exact). He’s made of steel. I even used “sexily” in two sentences! Sheesh! I love a challenge. Someday maybe I’ll make him angry enough to publicly punish me or something…growwwllll… jarbaby