# Be it resolved that I was the cutest baby ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962 "2006-03-19T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/1 "2006-03-19T02:58:26Z")
Oh, yes. It’s true. I was [utterly adorable](http://www.geocities.com/flame_of_the_dragon/awesomeadam.jpg), even as I looked like a mobster. So, I dare you to challenge my adorableness 🆒. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/2 "2006-03-19T03:00:05Z")
I can’t even retroactively aspire to that cute little thang! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/3 "2006-03-19T03:59:55Z")
What about me as a kitty? > **[Featured Content on Myspace](https://myspace.com/)** > > Featured Content on Myspace ha. -foxy ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/4 "2006-03-19T04:10:34Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > What about me as a kitty? > > [Featured Content on Myspace](http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20702635&imageID=280476638&Mytoken=FF3073C9-11EB-C02E-49AC11E590A9497555683063) > ha. > > -foxy You win! You win! You win! Nobody else in the world is as cute. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/5 "2006-03-19T04:20:13Z")
I gotta find me a scanner, because I can beat you all, I’m sure of it. I had _dimples_, people. ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/6 "2006-03-19T05:19:11Z")
> [@Speaker for the Dead](#): > > Oh, yes. It’s true. I was [utterly adorable](http://www.geocities.com/flame_of_the_dragon/awesomeadam.jpg), even as I looked like a mobster. > > So, I dare you to challenge my adorableness 🆒. No challenge here, but I must pipe in to say that you bore (bear?) an uncanny resemblance to [Jerry O’Connell](http://www.celebopedia.com/jerry-oconnell/images/jerry-oconnell.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/7 "2006-03-19T06:19:40Z")
I’d challenge for cutest baby based on the stories of relatives. (hey, my folks wouldn’t lie) But I can’t come close to that picture. That is one cute picture. The personality just comes through. Thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/8 "2006-03-19T08:21:33Z")
You are all SO lucky I’m ~5k miles away from my baby photos. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jessica\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@Jessica\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessica_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/9 "2006-03-19T08:54:44Z")
This is my sister, _I_ think she’s cuter 😛 [![](http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/JessicaRabit/Floraonnamingdoy.jpg) ](http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/JessicaRabit/Floraonnamingdoy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/10 "2006-03-19T09:55:20Z")
Not sure exactly what I was going for [here](http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2553/poser4it.jpg). Somewhere between Shirley Temple and William F. Buckley Jr., I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/11 "2006-03-19T18:27:08Z")
Definitely a sweet picture, there, **Larry Mudd**. **ladyfoxefyre** , your picture didn’t work for me. Alack and alas. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/12 "2006-03-20T02:13:27Z")
I wish I could get my hands on my girlfriend’s first baby picture. When I first saw it, and everyone else who sees it agrees, she was _plotting_ in that picture, with the full on Monty Burns ‘Excellent…’ look on her face. Steepled fingers, too. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/13 "2006-03-20T02:44:09Z")
> [@Speaker for the Dead](#): > > Oh, yes. It’s true. I was [utterly adorable](http://www.geocities.com/flame_of_the_dragon/awesomeadam.jpg), even as I looked like a mobster. > > So, I dare you to challenge my adorableness 🆒. Forget the baby picture- I’m all over the orange corduroy wing back chair! 😛 I think I had that chair once… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Vision\_of\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Vision\_of\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vision_of_Love)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/14 "2006-03-20T02:50:46Z")
> [@Speaker for the Dead](#): > > Oh, yes. It’s true. I was [utterly adorable](http://www.geocities.com/flame_of_the_dragon/awesomeadam.jpg), even as I looked like a mobster. > > So, I dare you to challenge my adorableness 🆒. That picture is insane. Totally not what I was expecting, but still adorable. Jessica Rabbit’s sister looks angelic in that photo she posted. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/15 "2006-03-20T02:59:14Z")
And I raise you a [Coygirl baby](http://photobucket.com/albums/h303/LudyMe/?action=view¤t=BabyMe.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/16 "2006-03-20T03:00:51Z")
> [@Jessica Rabbit](#): > > This is my sister, _I_ think she’s cuter 😛 > > [http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/JessicaRabit/Floraonnamingdoy.jpg](http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/JessicaRabit/Floraonnamingdoy.jpg) I wouldn’t say cuter. I’d say beautiful. Most babies are cute, your sister is beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![Jessica\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@Jessica\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessica_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/17 "2006-03-20T05:31:40Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > I wish I could get my hands on my girlfriend’s first baby picture. When I first saw it, and everyone else who sees it agrees, she was _plotting_ in that picture, with the full on Monty Burns ‘Excellent…’ look on her face. Steepled fingers, too. That’s what I was like as a baby… and all through my childhood. I’ll see if I can find a pic (not likely as I haven’t scanned many old photos and I don’t have a scanner anymore). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/18 "2006-03-20T15:18:17Z")
> [@Stark Raven Mad](#): > > No challenge here, but I must pipe in to say that you bore (bear?) an uncanny resemblance to [Jerry O’Connell](http://www.celebopedia.com/jerry-oconnell/images/jerry-oconnell.jpg). I say he’s channelling [Winston Churchill.](http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/war/wwtwo/images/churchill_military_dress.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/19 "2006-03-20T15:21:30Z")
> [@Rhiannon8404](#): > > I wouldn’t say cuter. I’d say beautiful. Most babies are cute, your sister is beautiful! _cry\*\*sniff_, **Rhiannon8408** said it before I could! ---
**Author:** ![Jessica\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@Jessica\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessica_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962/20 "2006-03-20T15:23:22Z")
> [@Speaker for the Dead](#): > > So, I dare you to challenge my adorableness 🆒. Adorableness? …hmm… I’m sure that should be “adorability” 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-it-resolved-that-i-was-the-cutest-baby-ever/348962.md?page=2)