Anyone catch Bill Mahr on HBO tonight? Man I love that guy. He’s so anti-bullshit it’s hard not to.
Was it just me or did Bill have a few cocktails before the performance this evening?
What a great thread topic.
It seems no one can keep from posting here.
Well, Chief, I thought that maybe a discussion may develop. Very sorry to tarnish your board with my useless thoughts. Maybe I’ll go repent to the minister’s cat. Cut me some slack would ya?
Take it easy, Gatsby. No one, and I do mean no one, is immune from the Chief’s barbs. That’s who he is, and we love him for it. You will, too.
He’ll probably accuse me of being a gerbil felching swineherd for using the word love, but I can live with that.
Wait. No, I can’t.
Chief, where do you get off with that felching remark? You got a problem with me?
Screw you and the boat you sailed in on.
A thread entitled “Be more cynical” needed, nay demanded, a post laced with cynicism.
Oh great Gatsby, if you wanted us to post our opinions of Bill Mayer you could have entitled “I hate Bill Mahr’s cynicism” or “I want to suck Bill Mahr’s dick”. Either way you would have gotten our opinions and possibly a discussion.
As it is, you got a cynical retort.
Tough titties.
And Wally, at least my ship works and is not being hawked by scion of mine.
“Be More Cynical” was the name of the HBO special. I didn’t make the connection of your post to the thread title. I thought you were just being a dick. Sorry if I over reacted.
Chief, there’s a difference between cynicism and sarcasm. You were being sarcastic, not cynical.
I never heard of Be More Cynical. How quickly did that gem tank?
Brat – Italics signify cynicism; bold denotes sarcasm; underlining is just plain ironic. And I’d have to say I was being “witty.”
You’d probably say I was a putz.
So what does it mean when the words are a blazing red? No wait, that’s just the Evil One trying to speak with me. Or at least I hope it’s the Evil One, and not my monitor. I couldn’t deal with my monitor becoming evil, Windows is bad enough already without help. Does anyone have any holy water/data? Or perhaps Nortons Anti-Evil?
(looking around) Ummm, I’m sorry, I got sidetracked. What were we talking about? B-2 Bicycles?
Silly me, and I thought you wanted us to be more like Mr. Cynical.
Of course I would have to gain about 12 inches in height, have a sex change, cut my hair and gain some weight. Oh and be more cynical.
I know this is waaaaaaay off topic. But techchick’s comment made me wonder, can a woman get a sex change?
Of course. However, I’m not sure if the plumbing would work.
The plumbing works fine I’m told. They use some cavernous-like tissue to build the penis, or they use an implant.
Only problem is that it looks really UGLY!(this comes from my former Human Sexuality teacher and the book they gave us, not personaly experience or anything…).
-Sam
So GaWd, since bolding indicates sarcasm ,according to the good ChiefScott, are you also being sarcastic when you say UGLY?