# Be My Robotic Dinosaur

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329 "2011-08-27T23:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329/1 "2011-08-27T23:55:23Z")

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I sincerely hope this link works.  
[http://tease.thedailywh.at/2011/08/26/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-13/](http://tease.thedailywh.at/2011/08/26/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-13/)

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> Nothing turns me on more than Jurassic Park role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.
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> You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.
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> I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific. My interest lies entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

She cannot stress it enough – you must be a ROBOTIC dinosaur. Otherwise it just – doesn’t --work. And I can see why.

Here’s the original ad. I split it in case this might violate some Board rukle:

[http://craigslol.com/](http://craigslol.com/) seeking-a-sexual-tyrannosaur-for-a-romp-in-the-park-w4m/

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329/2 "2011-08-28T01:06:53Z")

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[Me Grimlock! Me be right over!](http://yourseosucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dinobots-grimlock.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329/3 "2011-08-28T02:38:24Z")

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I hear the guys at Disney World are still talking about her visit.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-my-robotic-dinosaur/594329/4 "2011-08-28T02:45:40Z")

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We should hook **PSXer** up with her and see if we can’t part him from his V-Card.