# Be there or be...umm..not there.. i guess.. my 500th post party!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751 "2000-09-11T08:56:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/1 "2000-09-11T08:56:24Z")
Whoo hoo!!! This is my 500th post!! yay!!! ::does a happy dance:: So now that I can officially throw a post party I have no idea what to wear. Hmmmm decisions decisions. ::turns on some dance music:: Okay everyone don’t be shy now! Shake whatcha momma gave ya! Booze is to the left snacks and stuffs to the right nobody mess up anything or you’re cleaning it up! Well okay you can mess up stuff… but just a little… :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/2 "2000-09-11T09:02:57Z")
/me shakes her booty. 😃 WOOHOO!! Happy day, TalkinSquirrel! Five hundred. Wow. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/3 "2000-09-11T09:30:41Z")
Well, any time Silver is here, there MUST be a party. Niiiice booty. 😉 Hey, congrats, TS, and many more posts! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/4 "2000-09-11T10:25:06Z")
but i think there’s something you may have overlooked. there’s a new rule on the SDMB that you may not have realized existed, and since i’m sure i have read the terms and agreements more recently than you have, i’ll tell you about it. they recently decided that at every poster’s 500th post, to encourage newbie retention, said poster must send $15 to the newest newbie on the board… which is me. so i’ll just go ahead and cancel that check i wrote you for the “registration fee”… sound fair? 😉 but congrats anyhoo. i can only dream that someday i will post as prolifically as you. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/5 "2000-09-11T11:55:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > **I have no idea what to wear.** You haven’t been to many of these have you? Clothing is optional at best. 😉 Congrats to my favourite SpeakingRodent. Here’s to many, many posts. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/6 "2000-09-11T19:25:18Z")
Thanks everybody! Hey Silver! Damn girl you can really shake that thang can’t you? Don’t worry White (can i call you that? thanks :D) give this place some time and you won’t have a life either! I’m not a rodent! I’m a squirrel! Yes I know that the squirrel is in the rodent family… but I’m much cuter than any old rodent!! ::puts on Back that azz up:: Aright silver care to dance? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/7 "2000-09-11T20:12:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\* > Okay everyone don’t be shy now! > > Shake whatcha momma gave ya! > \*\* Fellas, if ya need help, use ginseng! 😉 Happy 500th TS, keep up the…uh… work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/8 "2000-09-11T21:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*Well, any time Silver is here, there MUST be a party. Niiiice booty. 😉 > \*\* Wow. Thanks. 🙂 TalkinSquirrel: Dance? Suuuuure… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/9 "2000-09-11T22:45:41Z")
…I spit on your party… **patooey** …I fart in your general direction… Tree rat. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/10 "2000-09-11T23:23:22Z")
Who wants to play pinata? Whammo would make a great one don’t you think? 🙂 Whoo hoo Silver is gonna dance with me!! Too bad I can’t dance. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/11 "2000-09-12T01:48:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > **Who wants to play pinata?** Just as long as it’s not one like we had over in the “party of evil” thread :eek: . ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/12 "2000-09-12T01:52:11Z")
Happy 500, Talkinsquirrel! May you always have enough nuts to last the winter- And may you have a wonderful time at your party! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/13 "2000-09-12T01:55:55Z")
Happy 500, TS. Someday I hope to make it there. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/14 "2000-09-12T01:57:39Z")
Now that I’m here, where is my drink? And no jello wrestling? No naked twister? You call this a post party? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/15 "2000-09-12T02:38:53Z")
Okay, just got here, happy 500th, Squirrell! I’ve got the truck all loaded up with twister, jello, and more booze than the average person will ever see in his lifetime. So let’s live it up! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/16 "2000-09-12T03:18:43Z")
I forgot to mention its byobjant (bring your own beer jello and naked twister) I work at burger king, I aint rich you know 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/17 "2000-09-12T07:36:08Z")
**Scotticher** said: > [@](#): > > May you always have enough nuts to last the winter I think I’ll have an uncharacteristic attack of good taste and leave that one alone. Happy 500, **TS**. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/18 "2000-09-12T16:08:01Z")
Cool! Happy 500th, TS! I’ve enjoyed reading your posts. Well, _most_ of them. 😉 {{{{{{TS}}}}}} _kiss!_ Now, where’s the booze and goodies? And, did someone bring a Naked Twister game? 😃 And, Myster Ecks? Good for you! 🙂 Such admirable restraint should be rewarded. _kiss!_ {{{{{{MysterEcks}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/19 "2000-09-13T04:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\ ***Scotticher** said: > > > [@](#): > > > > May you always have enough nuts to last the winter > > I think I’ll have an uncharacteristic attack of good taste and leave that one alone. > > Happy 500, **TS**. \*\* Now, see, this is what I have always said about you, my darlin’, and no matter **WHAT** everyone else said, I have defended you to the death, and said that it is uncharacteristic of you to have good taste. (I’m not sure that came out the way I meant it to…😕 ) ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751/20 "2000-09-13T04:41:49Z")
**purplebear** said: > [@](#): > > Such admirable restraint should be rewarded. _kiss!_ > {{{{{{MysterEcks}}}}}} \ {{{{{{purplebear}}}}}} \ 🙂 (Oh my God…I just used another smilie…) **Scotticher** said: > [@](#): > > I have defended you to the death, and said that it is uncharacteristic of you to have good taste. And don’t think I don’t appreciate you defending my honor, Scotti. 🙂 (And another one…Talkinsquirrel, your thread is gonna ruin my rep.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/be-there-or-be-umm-not-there-i-guess-my-500th-post-party/32751.md?page=2)