# Beans, oh Beans, Delicious In Your Mouth!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beans-oh-beans-delicious-in-your-mouth/238528>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 6, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beans-oh-beans-delicious-in-your-mouth/238528 "2004-04-06T12:27:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beans-oh-beans-delicious-in-your-mouth/238528/1 "2004-04-06T12:27:33Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> But watch out,  
> when beans come out down south …
> 
> Tooting,  
> some call it pooting,  
> it’s air polluting,  
> the gas comes shooting,  
> right from your  
> butt butt butt, butt butt butt, butt butt butt, butt!

From the rerun of the “Margical History Tour” of the Simpsons this last Sunday. But you already knew that, I’m sure. Of course, now that I’ve seen this episode for the second time, I cannot get this stupid tune out of my mind! Arrrrrggg. The audio (ftp to an mp3)

My question: Does anyone have the full “real” lyrics to this opera? 😉

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beans-oh-beans-delicious-in-your-mouth/238528/2 "2004-04-06T22:03:10Z")

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The music is Mozart’s “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”. It’s an instrumental, written for strings only, so no vocalists and no lyrics.