# Bear: Beckdawreks bad, bad, bad, boy!(bingo! 'Bs') **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721 "2019-10-13T16:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/61 "2019-11-05T19:15:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I always say, you can’t have enough TP. > Ooh, gotta love thst institutional, thin and rough toilet paper! > Please, tell me the hankies were new. John Wayne toilet paper. Doesn’t take shit from anybody. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/62 "2019-11-05T20:18:03Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Bear has been on best behaviour this week. It’s sorta scary:eek: You are being set up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/63 "2019-11-06T00:32:20Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You are being set up. I agree. He’s had the stink eye since the Grandwreks and DIL left. He’s really liking the girls of late. Meeko not so much. She’ll come down and sit a respectful distance away. Tonight she kept meowing at Bear when he was doing his trick-act for the kids. They were tickled at her. I do believe my Snooty Siamese cats may becoming used to the kids. Amazing. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/64 "2019-11-06T00:48:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He’s really liking the girls of late. Are your cats fixed? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/65 "2019-11-06T00:59:57Z")
Yes, neutered and spayed. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/66 "2019-11-06T02:15:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Yes, neutered and spayed. Well, Hell. Perhaps they are wreaking revenge upon you. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/67 "2019-11-06T02:47:43Z")
The Siamese are actually plotting and planning your return from thr hospital! No “Welcome Home Mommy!” There will be puke in your slippers and intentional “misses” of the litter box. YOU know what I mean:all the scratching and digging, and then parking the business end OVER the rim of the box. You will also be sniffed thoroughly by two cats with fat tails. Get better, Beckers, and that’s an order! Bleed freely for the nice phlebotomists and pee quarts and quarts on demand! ~VOW (Take a laptop, Chromebook, or tablet, too!) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/68 "2019-11-06T03:03:40Z")
My tablet and phone and all accoutrements will be with me. I feel a BIG bad bad bad thread in the making. Me and DIL have decided the Grandwreks will be cat caretakers and she will be dogwalker. I hoping only one night will be enough to get all testing taken care of. Fingers crossed. I laughed and laughed. I told Mr.Wrekker he needs spend the night in the house instead of the camp while I’m away. He said word for word “Those cats scare me to death, do you reckon they’ll come in the bedroom?” They won’t. They don’t like him either. Big, bad hunter is scared of a pair of skinny Siamese cats. So hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/69 "2019-11-06T03:27:55Z")
Ah, don’t be too hard on him. Not everyone has the same resistance to The Eye of Pasht ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/70 "2019-11-06T04:14:41Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Ah, don’t be too hard on him. Not everyone has the same resistance to The Eye of Pasht Doesn’t she kill serpents and venomous snakes? You’d think he’d appreciate that:) I’m still laughing. I think I hurt myself laughing. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/71 "2019-11-06T10:14:03Z")
Pasht/Basht/Bast/Bastet best known as Egyptian Goddess of Cats. The Eye of thing is something I just made up (I think) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/72 "2019-11-06T14:02:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Doesn’t she kill serpents and venomous snakes? You’d think he’d appreciate that:) > > I’m still laughing. I think I hurt myself laughing. Does he fear competition? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/73 "2019-11-06T16:15:17Z")
He is competitive. No matter. I have milked all the joy I can out his fear of the cats. It’s just so funny. I’m trying to figure out how I can get bad Mr. Bear to do a trick and really scare him when he’s in the house alone, with the cats. Too bad cats don’t have remote controls. That could be fun. Bear and Meeko are glued to me this morning. I’m not allowed to breathe deep or adjust my position w/o protests from the peanut gallery. My whole life is reduced to that of a heating pad. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/74 "2019-11-06T17:33:46Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He is competitive. No matter. I have milked all the joy I can out his fear of the cats. It’s just so funny. > I’m trying to figure out how I can get bad Mr. Bear to do a trick and really scare him when he’s in the house alone, with the cats. Too bad cats don’t have remote controls. That could be fun. > Bear and Meeko are glued to me this morning. I’m not allowed to breathe deep or adjust my position w/o protests from the peanut gallery. My whole life is reduced to that of a heating pad. At least they purr. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/75 "2019-11-06T18:00:03Z")
Yeah…umm…that purring may be overrated. Two loudly buzzing fur balls attached to me by velcro is somewhat disconcerting. Kinda like a suicide vest. I’m waiting on the explosion. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/76 "2019-11-06T18:56:09Z")
Ahhh, the purr. That is the characteristic of cats which elevates them far above other domesticated animals. For, you see, I am addicted to the purr. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/77 "2019-11-06T19:19:31Z")
~VOW, you need a new Siamese or 2. Maybe Santa Claus will curse…erm…bless you with a pair. ETA, I’m laying on my stomach and they are both on my back. Purring! It’s like a massage from hell. If I move or breathe too deep 40 claws go into my skin. Aaaaack! ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/78 "2019-11-06T19:29:56Z")
Bekkers, The VOW universe cannot expand to accommodate 2 more katz. Traveling back and forth between SCal and AZ with ONE is already a chore. And that reminds me: gotta have Mr VOW call the vet and get more kitty tranqs! The poor, idiot cat I have now is truly not very bright. The one thing he DOES know how to do is purr! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/79 "2019-11-06T19:38:44Z")
I’ve got so many scratches and kneading holes from my cats. When I go to the hospital and they see it they’re gonna think bad things. Like, maybe I’m cutting/poking myself. How’m I gonna explain that? “Ummm?.. yes Nurse-lady, It’s my 2 evil Siamese cats who are abusing me.”… I see social workers and psychologists visiting my Hospital room. Little notebooks in hand. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/80 "2019-11-07T02:37:12Z")
Well, you could explain that you are the handmaid and Lady in Waiting for possessed[Royalty](https://www.basepaws.com/blog/meowgical-mythology-of-cats/) From that website It was believed that when a member of the royal family died, the Siamese would then receive the deceased soul. The cat would be moved to a temple with servants, spending the rest of its life in pure luxury [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721.md?page=5)