# Bear: Beckdawreks bad, bad, bad, boy!(bingo! 'Bs')

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**Created:** [October 13, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721 "2019-10-13T16:08:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-beckdawreks-bad-bad-bad-boy-bingo-bs/841721/121 "2019-11-11T14:21:58Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> DIL and Grandwreks will be coming in to see about them several times. I’ve written out their schedule for her.

Mrs. Plant (v.2.0) left for a dog show. I was given a list of how many ounces each dog was to be fed.

I lined my charges up and spoke to them:  
“I have here a concise list of how much food each of you is scheduled to receive.”  
A tossed the list into the waste basket.  
“I have big dog bowls, medium sized dog bowls, and small dog bowls. As of now, each of you is a big dog. Your continued status as a big dog is inversely proportional to how much you mess with me. Do you understand?”  
Things went well.

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