# Bear left MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 19, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715 "2014-05-19T04:51:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/323 "2014-05-25T19:39:33Z")

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So, wash her clothes with the unwanted toilet paper.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/324 "2014-05-25T19:53:36Z")

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**Alien** and **Flytrap**  
you make me laugh.

Chocolate and beer, I can handle that.

I just got a bad case of the sleepies. I need to irk though, my paycheck next week is really gonna suck.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/325 "2014-05-25T20:00:50Z")

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Spousal unit just called - he’s headed back to his bike and he’s coming home. He said he had to park near the Jefferson Memorial - that’s a long walk from the Vietnam Vet Memorial! He’s gonna be one tired puppy when he gets home.

I’ve got sketty sauce out to thaw for supper 'cause it’s easy. And I put a dozen of the jams into the box the jars came in - it’s got the dividers so it’ll be easy to put in the pantry. So yay. All the jam-making dishes are in the dishwasher and the day is winding down nicely.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/326 "2014-05-25T20:22:09Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> **Alien** and **Flytrap**  
> you make me laugh.

You will be the one laughing if you can also get clothes and paper through the dryer.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/327 "2014-05-25T21:08:35Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You will be the one laughing if you can also get clothes and paper through the dryer.  
> :dubious:

Maybe a little bleach?  
Toss in a lipstick?

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/328 "2014-05-25T21:24:44Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Maybe a little bleach?  
> Toss in a lipstick?

Gel pens.  
PINK gel pens

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/329 "2014-05-25T21:27:30Z")

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Got hockey on the PC, chicken marinating in oil, wine, and garlic in the fridge.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> Eta: and good beer for **Bobbio**.

_ **AHEM** _

> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Maybe a little bleach?  
> Toss in a lipstick?

You’re evil. I like that in a women.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/330 "2014-05-25T21:43:55Z")

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\*\*FCD \*\*is home, showered, and eating some sammiches. He didn’t want sketties, so I’m not cooking. Yay.

😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/331 "2014-05-25T22:04:34Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Miss me this afternoon? 😃

We deheathenated, had N.O.L. (leftovers from yestiddy), then went out to the cee-mint pond for a while. After that I cleaned the smoker since I did not do that yestiddy. We showered (not together just so y’all know) and OYKW wanted to go to the not too shabby Chinese [del]hog trough[/del] buffet so we did. Now we’s all settled down in da cave for the evenin’. It’s hawt out! 93 Amurrkin as I post but da cave is all nice and cool.

**Sari** throw in a couple of Sharpies.[sup]TM[/sup]

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/332 "2014-05-25T22:12:17Z")

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I think I’m going to log off and do some hard-core reclining! 😃 \*\*\* MWAH!\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/333 "2014-05-25T23:44:39Z")

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**doggio** , you didn’t offer to have a Wiccan friend throw a curse on HFH.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/334 "2014-05-25T23:56:51Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> **doggio** , you didn’t offer to have a Wiccan friend throw a curse on HFH.

Do you want the witch coven, the Druid circle, or one of my voodoo dolls?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/335 "2014-05-26T00:51:27Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Howdy Y’all! Miss me this afternoon?

Were you gone?  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/336 "2014-05-26T01:02:07Z")

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> [@The\_Vorlon](#):
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> Gel pens.  
> PINK gel pens

And a graphite art pencil (who knew you could short out a dryer motor by leaving one of those in your pocket?)!

I’m in, tahred and sunburned. Went to RenFair today and didn’t reapply sunblock frequently enough. Ouch.:smack:

The group that I went with had breakfast at one couple’s home/hobby farm. They outdid themselves with yard eggs cooked to order, country ham, fried taters and onions and whole wheat biscuits with jam made from the blackberries on the back 40. Nom!

Watched fencing, falcon handling and pub wrenches singing bawdy songs between walking around. Now for studio time.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/337 "2014-05-26T02:00:49Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> I’m in, tahred and sunburned. Went to RenFair today and didn’t reapply sunblock frequently enough. Ouch.:smack:

Well, now you live up to your screen name. :rolleyes:🆒😃

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-left-mmp/688715/338 "2014-05-26T08:37:53Z")

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