# Bear\_Napples attends uh weddin'! (Prepare to say "Holy Crap"... A lot) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-napples-attends-uh-weddin-prepare-to-say-holy-crap-a-lot/251733 "2004-06-23T01:17:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-napples-attends-uh-weddin-prepare-to-say-holy-crap-a-lot/251733/101 "2004-07-05T04:00:03Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Lense flare. Though that would have been one helluva scar!! Okay then! Wouldn’t be surprising, would it, though…? ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-napples-attends-uh-weddin-prepare-to-say-holy-crap-a-lot/251733/103 "2021-09-10T19:49:34Z")
So, Bear, since some the account that bumped this got cornfielded. . . How did things end up? ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-napples-attends-uh-weddin-prepare-to-say-holy-crap-a-lot/251733/104 "2021-09-10T20:29:33Z")
I for one just saw this thread for the first time and I am appalled that Bear Nenno did not polish his shoes. I presume there is a Drill Instructors branch of the JAG-where I can report this breach? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-napples-attends-uh-weddin-prepare-to-say-holy-crap-a-lot/251733.md?page=5)