# Bear rolls Prius into neighbor's house

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494 "2011-09-07T13:12:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/21 "2011-09-08T12:01:32Z")

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I read its tweet. The bear _did_ give a shit.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/22 "2011-09-08T13:06:47Z")

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Somebody alert Colbert. This bear menace must be stopped!

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/23 "2011-09-08T20:10:45Z")

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[We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears!](http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Much_Apu_About_Nothing)

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/24 "2011-09-08T23:00:46Z")

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In Soviet Russia, Prius bears insurance with tricycle replacement coverage.

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/25 "2011-09-09T01:04:31Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> The bear probably only had liability insurance, being cheap bastards and all.

Nah, not cheap, they are real outlaws and refuse to get it. Cranky they are…

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/26 "2011-09-09T01:54:13Z")

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Jeez, what’s with the bears this week? First an elderly bear hit Reese Witherspoon with a car (she’s okay), and now this.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-rolls-prius-into-neighbors-house/595494/27 "2011-09-09T02:23:44Z")

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Glad everyone was safe. That situation could have turned grizzly.

no shame

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