# Bear with me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418 "2024-07-18T14:10:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/21 "2024-07-19T12:13:24Z")

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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message to an internet message board.

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/22 "2024-07-19T13:07:16Z")

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like this

> **[Amazon.com: I support the right to arm bears Sticker Vinyl Bumper Sticker 6 Mil...](https://www.amazon.com/support-right-bears-Sticker-Bumper/dp/B09SFK1RS7)**
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> High quality sticker printed on 6 mil vinyl in high resolution for clear crisp images. Our premium vinyl is made for outdoor use to withstand exposure to wind, rain and sunlight. Our stickers have a protective UV laminate that makes them super...

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/23 "2024-08-24T03:16:32Z")

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When we were back in Arizona getting some furniture, I got a text from the neighbor across the street that a bear had knocked down my Hummingbird feeder. So - that’s the end of that. If I had big trees in the front, I would consider hanging it well off the ground, but I’m not sure that’s a great idea, either. This particular bear wrecked a neighbor’s gate, probably to get at their apple tree in their back yard.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/24 "2024-08-24T03:21:46Z")

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Yes, they go mad for fruit of every kind. I’m sorry (but not surprised) that your hummingbird feeder got got!

I have half a dozen apple trees, 2 pears and a bunch of berries. I find bear scat all around my place in early spring and late fall when the trees are offering their ripe fruit. There’s plenty of fruit for us all so I don’t mind the bears macking on what I don’t pick.

I do keep my non-odorous trash locked up tight and keep a spare freezer just for smelly stuff. And no hummingbird feeders except natural plants.

Bears can sure keep things interesting!

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/25 "2024-08-24T03:31:31Z")

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And to think I worry about the squirrels in my back yard!

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/26 "2024-08-24T03:34:27Z")

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LOL, those are a nuisance, too!

I currently have a particularly annoying chipmunk who is very curious about everything going on in this house. He climbs my screens and drives the dachshund insane. Driving me a little crazy, too…

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/27 "2024-10-04T23:24:22Z")

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The across-the-street neighbor sent me this earlier today:

That’s one plump bear.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/28 "2024-10-04T23:44:26Z")

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Here’s a useful site for any who live in, or travel to, bear country:

> **[Bear Safety Tips](https://bearwise.org/bear-safety-tips/)**
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> Bear safety tips: how to coexist with bears near your home, business, farm or when camping, hunting. How to use bear spray. What to do if you meet a bear.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/29 "2024-10-05T10:34:17Z")

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Gettin ready for winter/hibernation.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/30 "2024-10-05T14:20:53Z")

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My doctor won’t buy that! Lord knows, I’ve tried.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/31 "2024-10-05T18:35:19Z")

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Nor will my Iron Man wife. I was her sherpa in those races (Hey! It’s hard to be support). No more for either of us. Our activity is walking dogs and chess.

We like that.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/32 "2024-10-07T12:17:11Z")

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Just a reminder that the stakes are high in bear country:

> **[Bear with cubs attacks 74-year-old man inside southwestern Colorado home](https://coloradosun.com/2024/10/06/colorado-bear-attack-man-lake-city/)**
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> A sow and 3 cubs were euthanized after getting into the Lake City home. The man attacked is recovering from “significant” injuries to head and body.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/33 "2024-10-07T18:52:49Z")

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Not that far away…  
I’m not showing that article to my wife.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/34 "2024-10-08T12:57:44Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> Just a reminder that the stakes are high in bear country:

Yup. And it’s that time of year. My wife and I each walk the dogs, but separately. I do short walks on weekdays. She does longer ones on the weekend.

Now a bear is gonna be wary of two 65 lb dogs and their human, but I always make sure she has her bear spray. Don’t leave home without it. At least if your on foot.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/35 "2024-10-08T16:28:39Z")

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We get a lot of black bear and coyote at our vacation house on the edge of the Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area.

I snapped this photo a few years ago, but I pretty much see bears every summer.

[[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/qMEE8Q7.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/jtDeoEV)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/36 "2024-10-08T16:41:30Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> That’s one plump bear.

That’s a big-ass bear!  
Or maybe a big ass-bear. I never can tell.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bear-with-me/1004418/37 "2024-10-08T17:17:08Z")

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I don’t know whether I’m singling out _you_ or _your neighbor_, but whoever is next to that Honda Element in the photo … [**really isn’t there for the hunting,**](https://unijokes.com/joke-7661/), now is he?

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