# Beat like a bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266 "2004-12-23T02:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/1 "2004-12-23T02:23:23Z")

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Yes, I just received my first real beating whilst out. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/2 "2004-12-23T02:28:10Z")

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Show us pictures

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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/3 "2004-12-23T02:31:27Z")

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If I could, I would but my cam only likes sunlight apparently. ☹

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/4 "2004-12-23T05:13:33Z")

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You got beat up?

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/5 "2004-12-23T05:14:39Z")

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Got enough details in that post? One could come to quite a few conclusions just from reading that one statement. Not all of them work safe. 😃

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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beat-like-a-bitch/281266/6 "2004-12-23T05:52:10Z")

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My apologies, I was having a fight with somebody (not my fault in the slightest) when a bouncer grabbed me from behind to restrain me.

Because this kid had started for no reason I was a tad hesitant to let go 😃 , that’s when another bouncer came down the stairs and decided I needed a kick in the face whilst my hands were pretty much restrained.

It’s alright though, it’ll all be sorted tomorrow and my face should be fine in a day or two. 🙂