Beat this jaw-dropping casting job

ahem

I…am an EFF BEE EYE agent…

There. Exhibit A in the Dope v Keanu Reeves.

Michael Keaton is Batman, Beetlejuice, Johnny Dangerously, and Mr. Mom.

Any other roles he’s been is NOT him and I refuse to acknowledge it. It’s a bad copy of him from Multiplicity.
the ONLY one I’ll even think of considering is Jackie Brown Michael Keaton.

Charlize? De-glammed? Understatement of the friggin’ century, there. She pulled it off wonderfully, though.

God, she and Halle Berry are hot.