# Beautiful Actresses with Uneven Breasts (or other singular defects) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608 "2006-03-23T17:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/1 "2006-03-23T17:05:21Z")
The recently publicized studies linking breast cancer to uneven breasts got me thinking about Halle Berry. While watching her famous nude scene in **Monster’s Inc.** , I couldn’t help but notice that one of her breasts was significantly larger than the other. Being the naturally visual male that I am, it knocked her beauty down a notch for me (from THE most stunningly beautiful woman ever to grace the screen, down to THE most stunningly beautiful woman with lopsided breasts ever to grace the screen). Are there any other actresses with this achilles heel, or a similar one? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/2 "2006-03-23T17:13:31Z")
> [@Jackknifed Juggernaut](#): > > The recently publicized studies linking breast cancer to uneven breasts got me thinking about Halle Berry. While watching her famous nude scene in **Monster’s Inc.** , I couldn’t help but notice that one of her breasts was significantly larger than the other. Being the naturally visual male that I am, it knocked her beauty down a notch for me (from THE most stunningly beautiful woman ever to grace the screen, down to THE most stunningly beautiful woman with lopsided breasts ever to grace the screen). > > Are there any other actresses with this achilles heel, or a similar one? Wasn’t **Monsters Inc.** animated, with John Goodman and Billy Crystal? I missed Berry’s nude scene in that one, but I didn’t notice any issues when she flashed us in **Swordfish**. 😉 I think you mean **Monster’s Ball** ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/3 "2006-03-23T17:19:47Z")
Yeah, he probably does. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/4 "2006-03-23T17:20:41Z")
I was just going to say, that’s not the _Monster’s, Inc._ I remember watching with my little nephews! 😉 Having not seen _Monster’s Ball_ I don’t know the scene you’re referring to, but now I have to ask… are you serious about breast asymmetry taking her down in a notch in your eyes? Please tell me you aren’t, because if you are… dang, as if there weren’t enough things to have self-image issues about. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/5 "2006-03-23T17:29:49Z")
Miss Berry looks OK to me…all right, maybe her left needs a couple more psi, but my Og, how close to perfection can you expect in this lifetime? [http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/bannedbks/halleberry](http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/bannedbks/halleberry) . html (URL munged to Keep Our Kids Pure. Mods, feel free to munge further if you deem fit.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/6 "2006-03-23T17:30:59Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > I think you mean **Monster’s Ball** Yes I do. Good think I didn’t make the same mistake the time when my wife asked me to rent **Monster’s Inc.** for the kids. > [@sunfish](#): > > … are you serious about breast asymmetry taking her down in a notch in your eyes? Please tell me you aren’t, because if you are… It’s not a full notch, just a partial one. C’mon, perfection is perfection and those things ain’t perfection. And I am talking about Hollywood here, I don’t think I would make similar judgements in real life. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/7 "2006-03-23T17:31:34Z")
I suspect a more entertaining thread yet might be: **Uneven Actresses with Beautiful Breasts.** At least there are a lot more of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/8 "2006-03-23T17:51:11Z")
> [@Jackknifed Juggernaut](#): > > C’mon, perfection is perfection and those things ain’t perfection. You may be interested in a scene in the excellent Nicole Holofcener film _Lovely and Amazing_ in which Emily Mortimer stands naked before Dermot Mulroney and asks him to catalogue her physical flaws, one of which is the asymmetricality in question. It’s a stunningly powerful comment on the insecurities of a beautiful woman. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/9 "2006-03-23T18:16:50Z")
I hadn’t noticed uneven breasts in **Moster’s Ball** , or even in **Monsters, Inc.** (where you’d kinda expect it, if you think about it). Are you sure? I’m gonna have to look at more nude pix of Halle Berry now. I’ll tell Pepper Mill it’s research. My candidate for interestingly asymmetrical beautiul movie women: Jane Seymour, who has one blue eye and one brown eye. Likke those dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/10 "2006-03-23T19:24:27Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > My candidate for interestingly asymmetrical beautiul movie women: Jane Seymour, who has one blue eye and one brown eye. Likke those dogs. Kate Bosworth also has two different colored eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/11 "2006-03-23T19:50:17Z")
**Rebecca Romijn** has 6 toes on one foot. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/12 "2006-03-23T22:48:07Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > **Rebecca Romijn** has 6 toes on one foot. Gorblimey! Somebody’s lookin’ at her feet! That’s gotta be a first. There was a young lady, a Pisces, Whose breasts were of different sizes. The left one was small, It was nothing at all, But the right one was huge and won prizes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/13 "2006-03-23T22:52:00Z")
My first thought was Lisa Edelstein’s dramatically asymmetrical eyeline. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/14 "2006-03-23T23:59:15Z")
[Shannon](http://predator.pnb.uconn.edu/~wwwpnb/faculty/renfro2/Winter%20flounder.JPG) [Doherty](http://www.the-night.net/charmed/000green.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/15 "2006-03-24T00:09:31Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > **Rebecca Romijn** has 6 toes on one foot. So does Milla Jovovich. I would say that Katie Holmes only moves half of her mouth. Bothers me, makes me think of a CNVII motor nucleus problem. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/16 "2006-03-24T00:09:36Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > **Rebecca Romijn** has 6 toes on one foot. She’s a REAL MUTANT ?!?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsMitey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@MsMitey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsMitey)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/17 "2006-03-24T01:24:31Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > [Shannon](http://predator.pnb.uconn.edu/~wwwpnb/faculty/renfro2/Winter%20flounder.JPG) [Doherty](http://www.the-night.net/charmed/000green.jpg) Word. Seriously though, her eye tweaks me out. I see a lot of actresses who would be beautiful if they would just **stand up straight!** Think of me as your lovely older sister, making you walk up and down stairs with a book on your head until your heels bleed. 'Cause you need to do that, all of young Hollywood. For instance, Kirsten Dunst would be gorgeous if she bought a bra, learned how to put it on, and then did the aforementioned stairs-til-you-bleed routine. Maybe I’ve been reading too much Go Fug Yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/18 "2006-03-24T02:20:43Z")
> [@Jackknifed Juggernaut](#): > > It’s not a full notch, just a partial one. C’mon, perfection is perfection and those things ain’t perfection. And I am talking about Hollywood here, I don’t think I would make similar judgements in real life. Well, Ms. Berry ain’t naturally that perfect. She’s had a nose job. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/19 "2006-03-24T02:30:19Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > Well, Ms. Berry ain’t naturally that perfect. She’s had a nose job. … and boob ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/20 "2006-03-24T02:40:59Z")
> [@edwino](#): > > > [@Honey](#): > > > > Rebecca Romijn has 6 toes on one foot. > > So does Milla Jovovich. :eek: Cite??!! _Pictures??!!_ C’mon, there’s nothing questionable about beautiful women’s feet! Unless you’re me. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608.md?page=2)