# Beautiful Actresses with Uneven Breasts (or other singular defects) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608 "2006-03-23T17:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/21 "2006-03-24T02:55:24Z")
Vivica Fox has a dent in her right breast. I guess her implants ruptured or whatever. It’s seriously disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/22 "2006-03-24T03:18:34Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > I suspect a more entertaining thread yet might be: **Uneven Actresses with Beautiful Breasts.** At least there are a lot more of 'em. Which reminds me that I’ve thought about starting a thread regarding which actresses in Hollywood have the best _natural_ (ie, non-surgically enhanced) breasts. My first thoughts were [Gretchen Mol](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001543/) and [Anne Hathaway](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004266/). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/23 "2006-03-24T04:29:28Z")
Kate Moss has a third nipple. So her breasts, by definition, are odd not even. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/24 "2006-03-24T06:58:31Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > [Shannon](http://predator.pnb.uconn.edu/~wwwpnb/faculty/renfro2/Winter%20flounder.JPG) [Doherty](http://www.the-night.net/charmed/000green.jpg) Note that the thread title reads “Beautiful.” And “Actress.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/25 "2006-03-24T15:44:42Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > [Gretchen Mol](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001543/) [psst](http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22826) ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/26 "2006-03-24T15:50:41Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Vivica Fox has a dent in her right breast. I guess her implants ruptured or whatever. It’s seriously disturbing. Really! what the heck? Here’s a [picture](http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tara_reid/vivica_a_fox_is_the_new_tara_reid_20060307.php). Link should be SFW. The breasts are mostly covered. ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/27 "2006-03-24T16:55:45Z")
The future Mrs. Cerowyn, less well known by her soon-to-be-maiden name “Halle Berry,” is still perfect in my book (even if she’s two months older than me). Anyone who shows up to claim their Razzie Award has more than enough personality and humility to make up for any minor physical flaws. 😃 My vote for odd breasts is Loni Anderson. I mean, really, does she wear a spacer down there or something? ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/28 "2006-03-24T17:00:16Z")
I seem to recall that Loni Anderson had breast cancer at some point. Some residual oddness may be due to reconstructive surgery. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/29 "2006-03-24T17:03:11Z")
Oops, I think it was Suzanne Summers. Wrong professional blonde. ---
**Author:** ![unwashed\_brain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@unwashed\_brain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unwashed_brain)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/30 "2006-03-24T17:14:34Z")
> [@Carnac the Magnificent!](#): > > … and boob [job] **Halle’s boobs** are definitely real, and look like they’re actually starting to get a bit flapjacky in the **Swordfish** caps. I wish she had been sitting more upright in that scene. **Heather Graham** has one boob substantially larger than the other. Look for screen caps from the (horrible) movie **Killing Me Softly** where she has here arms spread out wide for evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/31 "2006-03-24T18:05:45Z")
> [@Manatee](#): > > Note that the thread title reads “Beautiful.” > And “Actress.” Considering your user name, I thought you would at least appreciate the first picture 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/32 "2006-03-24T23:48:37Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Really! what the heck? > > Here’s a [picture](http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tara_reid/vivica_a_fox_is_the_new_tara_reid_20060307.php). > > Link should be SFW. The breasts are mostly covered. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/33 "2006-03-24T23:58:01Z")
Yeah…forget SFW. That link ain’t safe for _anywhere_. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/34 "2006-03-25T13:06:24Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > Well, Ms. Berry ain’t naturally that perfect. She’s had a nose job. You know, that came across as way snottier than I meant it to. I wasn’t criticizing Halle Berry for having a nose job. In fact, it is one of my favorite examples of excellent plastic surgery. [Here is a before and after.](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000903.html) As you can see, the nose was given more definition, and the new nose fits in better with her delicate features. I think a lot of celebrities could take a tip from her (ha ha! A tip!): Get the one nose job if you want, but then leave it alone. Jennifer Lopez now looks like she has no nose at all. Freaky. ---
**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Daves)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/35 "2006-03-25T13:11:54Z")
Christy Turlington, an undeniably beautiful woman, appears to have a lazy left eye. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/36 "2006-03-25T14:16:08Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > :eek: Cite??!! _Pictures??!!_ …Uh…_whoosh???_ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/37 "2006-03-25T19:13:51Z")
Katie Holmes has two assholes, one of which she’s set to marry. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/38 "2006-03-25T19:48:41Z")
> [@MsMitey](#): > > I see a lot of actresses who would be beautiful if they would just **stand up straight!** Think of me as your lovely older sister, making you walk up and down stairs with a book on your head until your heels bleed. 'Cause you need to do that, all of young Hollywood. Um, some people have heads that are a little too rounded (or peaked) to balance something while moving, unless the hair is removed… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/39 "2006-03-25T19:59:12Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Really! what the heck? > > Here’s a [picture](http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tara_reid/vivica_a_fox_is_the_new_tara_reid_20060307.php). > > Link should be SFW. The breasts are mostly covered. The worst part, IMHO, is that she’s stupid enough to wear a low-cut blouse. Has she no pride? ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608/40 "2006-03-26T02:34:29Z")
can I add Rosario Dawson, whom I think is stunning, but whose nostrils are two different sizes. But it makes her even better, because then she isn’t too perfect. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beautiful-actresses-with-uneven-breasts-or-other-singular-defects/349608.md?page=3)