Yeah, that’s it… That’s exactly how I feel too! No, really!
:: dodging flying rocks, sticks and rotten fruit ::
I have chainmail underwear.
“The most beautiful woman in the world is the one with love for you in her eyes.”
Stalkers? 
Hey, you all need to try this online poetry generator, it can create special letters of all sorts like this one:
Dearest Singledad,
I can imagine myself kissing your sexy body and slathering
you with various oils and lobster. Your brown eyes are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.
Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your khaki pants, bring your red rose,
and we will celebrate our imaginative love together.
Yours romantically,
Biggirl
It’s free & a lot of fun!
http://www.nando.net/toys/cyrano.html
What a lovely topic and beautiful sentiments, SingleDad.
I was really glad when I read that you’d decided to return to posting here, and this is one of the reasons why. Thanks for sticking around and for giving all us ladies a smile.
What a sweetheart you are dad!
SingleDad, that’s exactly why we are so impressed and enchanted with you.
(And SingleDad just bypassed my crush list. I’ve gone straight to “in love” 
)
Whats that they say about flattery getting you everywhere?
Well, aha is getting all the hot sex, so don’t be too envious!
Nah, he’s getting offered hot sex, not actually getting it. I offered him some, I just didn’t say it was with me. Note important distinction!
Have a pet sheep, do you?