# Because a Turducken is for amateurs . . .

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-a-turducken-is-for-amateurs/720656 "2015-05-23T17:35:09Z")\
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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Why? You just need a whale.

And if you’re really playing hardball there ought to be at least two iterations of whale.

Although by this time you need an inordinately large carving knife and fork set… and a lot of gravy.

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