# Because Bacon Salt just isn't enough **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250 "2007-11-13T16:18:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/1 "2007-11-13T16:18:52Z")
Feast your eyes on the latest Bacon product, swine. Perhaps the ultimate cure for dragon breath? [http://www.mcphee.com/items/11706.html](http://www.mcphee.com/items/11706.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/2 "2007-11-13T16:24:53Z")
Bacon. And mint. Minty bacon. :: ponders :: No, sir! I don’t like it! I’ll take my bacon-flavoured breath fresheners the old fashioned way: In portions referred to as “bits.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/3 "2007-11-13T16:25:38Z")
Bacon salt, bacon mints, can a bacon flavored sports drink or bacon cologne be far behind? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/4 "2007-11-13T16:25:38Z")
MMmmmm… Minty bacon gurglegurglegurgle [/Homer] Wait… that’s just nasty! ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/5 "2007-11-13T16:27:04Z")
Try new Baconade, replenishes electrolytes and powerful artery clogging Bacon particles! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/6 "2007-11-13T16:30:19Z")
_I can’t seem to forget you, Your Wind Bacon stays on my mind_ ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/7 "2007-11-13T16:38:48Z")
Already tried them. I even posted about them here in the bacon salt thread. Of course, nobody listens to _me_. ☹ Anyway, they’re strange but not really bad. Not so much a bacony taste as a smokey smell and slightly smokey taste over a sweet base. Not even really minty. Just…sweet and smokey. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/8 "2007-11-13T16:44:05Z")
Similar to Homer’s Skittlebrau, I think Baconbrau might be worth producing. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/9 "2007-11-13T17:04:34Z")
I had a smoked salmonbrau once. I must warn everyone against experimenting in this manner. Bacon and beer is wonderful. Bacon in beer should probably be avoided. Me in beer is a lifelong dream, especially eating bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/10 "2007-11-13T17:10:41Z")
If you eat too much bacon (as if…) and get bacon breath, have a Bacon Mint. I’m not trying it until the Tic-tac girl tells me to, I do everything she says. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/11 "2007-11-13T17:52:59Z")
Next, I could imagine bacon-flavoured edible underwear. The only problem I can think of would be that you can never be sure when to stop eating. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/12 "2007-11-13T17:59:24Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Try new Baconade, replenishes electrolytes and powerful artery clogging Bacon particles! [/QUOTE] Brawndo’s got _BACON !_ …and 'lectrolytes. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/13 "2007-11-13T18:55:19Z")
B. A.C.O.N.-Basically A Constant Overwheming Need. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/14 "2007-11-13T18:58:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I’ll take my bacon-flavoured breath fresheners the old fashioned way: In portions referred to as “bits.” [/QUOTE] And I’ll go for the traditional “one little pinch, between your cheek and gum, for pure bacon satisfaction without frying up.” ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/15 "2007-11-13T19:24:52Z")
I’d like to see a map that sets out where, and in what quantities, folks buy this stuff. And then I’d take care to not travel in such states. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/16 "2007-11-13T19:48:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] And I’ll go for the traditional “one little pinch, between your cheek and gum, for pure bacon satisfaction without frying up.” [/QUOTE] ::chaw:: ::chaw:: ::_ppppt!_:: That there’s some fine chewin’ tabacon. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/17 "2007-11-13T20:19:43Z")
Why, there’s nothing I relish more than easin’ back with a fine Cuban tabacon cigar and a mint bacon julep in the summertime. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/18 "2007-11-13T20:30:56Z")
Fast systemic delivery of bacon can be achieved by means of the Baconhaler - two or three quick puffs directly into the lungs. The Baconjector is in the final stages of FDA approval and should be on the market in time for you to buy the gift of intravenous porkage for your loved on next Christmas. And there’s always the trusty Preparation B bacon suppository. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/19 "2007-11-13T20:34:32Z")
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250/20 "2007-11-13T21:48:05Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Fast systemic delivery of bacon can be achieved by means of the Baconhaler - two or three quick puffs directly into the lungs. The Baconjector is in the final stages of FDA approval and should be on the market in time for you to buy the gift of intravenous porkage for your loved on next Christmas. And there’s always the trusty Preparation B bacon suppository. [/QUOTE] Oh, I think I know of a better way to deiver meat… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-bacon-salt-just-isnt-enough/426250.md?page=2)