# Because I Got High - SDMB Version
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-i-got-high-sdmb-version/335290
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 12, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-i-got-high-sdmb-version/335290 "2005-12-12T18:56:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-i-got-high-sdmb-version/335290/1 "2005-12-12T18:56:36Z")
Everyone knows this song, right? Just in case you don’t, the lyrics can be found [here](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/afroman/becauseigothigh.html). The idea is to make up some new verses to the song.
I was gonna go shopping with you, but I got high
I was gonna buy you a present too, but I got high
Now I’m alone on Christmas, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Anyone else want to play?
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### Author:  [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-i-got-high-sdmb-version/335290/2 "2005-12-12T19:43:37Z")
I was gonna post a new GQ thread, but then I got high.
I fixed it myself instead, and then I got high.
Now my house is on fire and I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.