# Because I'm a little tipsy. . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 27, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949 "2002-09-27T23:28:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/1 "2002-09-27T23:28:12Z")

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And I haven’t seen this particular Mod post in a while. And this is the forum for Moderator questions. And as a warning to others not to post while intoxicated. . .

[Whyja close this Czarcasm?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=137031)

Why did you leave us? Where the hell have you been?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/2 "2002-09-27T23:50:26Z")

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He was just trying to make **Winston Smith** feel at home by letting him know Big Brother was watching. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/3 "2002-09-27T23:50:29Z")

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I think he closed it because the thread was too stupid to live. Not stupid in a clever sort of way, just stupid in a stupid sort of way.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/4 "2002-09-28T02:25:40Z")

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Don’t feel bad. I am pretty fucking tore up right now too.

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**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/5 "2002-09-28T02:41:09Z")

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I think this place could use a good dose of nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-im-a-little-tipsy/129949/6 "2002-09-28T02:45:30Z")

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I think it has enough of that already, **RexDart**.

I mean, what with that **Coldfire** guy and all…

😉