# ...because you are too stupid for words (a Gonzomax pitting) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107 "2009-04-23T15:35:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/241 "2009-05-03T14:57:22Z")
Dude… what you said was offensive. Lots of gay folks came in and said so. Just apologize and move on. You really can’t defend it. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/242 "2009-05-03T15:43:59Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > How did the tracking go. Not so well I am sure. But you dingbats are knocking down targets you are setting up anyway. Ascribing to me your own distorted thoughts. Sad. I never mentioned any gay friends in any discussion. But what the hell, you will just make up something else. [QUOTE=gonzomax in that other thread] I have had a time share in key West for over 20 years. I vacation there. I have tons of gay friends and acquaintances. They would be shocked to hear what a anti gay bigot i am. I am shocked too. [/QUOTE] Just like in the other thread, we’ve hit the part where gonzo gets to debate himself. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/243 "2009-05-03T17:10:31Z")
Thanks, I was going to point out that since XT remembered the exchanges I didn’t feel compelled to go back and track them down. Then I felt like maybe I should point out that Gonzo was painfully stupid, at always, and was lying as part of the bargain when he claimed I’d made up something that he posted in black and white. I really do think that this moron’s most offensive quality is how he can spew his stupidity at you like vomit, taking his own flaws (like making shit up) and pretending that they actually belong to other people. It’s his blend of smarm, obnoxiousness and rank stupidity that grates most, I think. Meanwhile, his claims that those who know what the words he used mean are bigots, and not him for using anti-gay slurs… [ > [@](#): > > To me faggy is devoid of orientation . To you it is not. Do you have trouble with gays? Do you think anybody who adorns in that style is revealing something about their sexuality. I don’t. I think you better think about your clear and obvious problem with gays. i do not have one. I don’t think in those terms. ]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10936435&postcount=336](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10936435&postcount=336)) ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/244 "2009-05-03T17:30:10Z")
By the way, I’m probably wasting my time if I expect you to apologize for lying about me, apologize for lying about me in order to falsely claim I was lying, and get your shit sorted so that you actually post honestly and in good faith? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/245 "2009-05-03T17:35:43Z")
The degree to which a poster deserves an apology is usually in inverse proportion to the number of times he insists on one. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/246 "2009-05-03T18:04:43Z")
Did he not lie? Did he not lie in order to falsely claim that I was guilty of lying? Does that not merit an apology? Or are you simply in partisan whore mode and since The Gonz’ is on your side, we can be treated to more of your empty, snarky bullshit? Then again, since you’re on record as condoning liars who you agree with, I’ll probably get you to act honorably right before The Gonz apologizes for his lies, right? Do I even need to ask? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/247 "2009-05-03T20:28:32Z")
Finn ,I must question my values. You certainly have far more information about my life and what I have done than I do. I thought I knew how I feel about bigotry. I have to thank you for your demonstrated perspicacity. You do know more about my values and how I feel than I , how could you not? you have all the info necessary to tell my horribly bigoted life story. There is another possibility. You could be ,and are ,absolutely wrong. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/248 "2009-05-03T20:43:37Z")
The other possibility being that you are not only stupid bit senile to, and you forget what you have previously written. And you figure we forgot to. -XT (I note you are holding true to form…the thread was nearly dead when you wandered back in) ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/249 "2009-05-03T21:52:18Z")
I think we should take Gonzo to a gay bar. We can start a war. A nuclear war. At the gay bar. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/250 "2009-05-03T22:32:23Z")
What are you even claiming I’m wrong about you shit-stupid son of a dried out sponge? I’ve said, numerous times, that I don’t think you’re a bigot. Are you really, honestly and truly, so fucking stupid that my explicit statements have sailed right over your head? What values of your have I questioned (other than your obvious disregard for the power of your head to serve as anything other than a hat rack)? To review, fuckwit, you were lying when you claimed you’d never discussed your gay friends. You have. You were lying when you said I made it up. I didn’t. You did indeed, claim that those who thought that “faggy” had a connotation of sexual orientation were, themselves, bigoted. Also as I stated. All of those things are proven by your own text. Now, I do believe you’re stupid… but you’re even shaking my faith in the possible limits of human stupidity. I am starting to think you’re faking it to have a laugh at our expense. So, just in case you’re not a troll, try to yank your head out of your rectum and think, really, really hard (for you). Quote what, exactly, I said which is wrong. Go ahead. And not your silly little lie that your text that we can all quote and read is something I made up. I’m beginning to think that your ‘trolling by accident’ really isn’t an accident at all. You really do ‘just happen’ to bump all of these threads when they’re dying down by shitting out another brick o’ stupid. A person smart enough to use a web browser should, also, be able to figure out what people are saying when they write clearly, as I’ve done. I don’t think you’re a bigot, but I’m beginning to wonder if you’re not actually a vile fucking troll who gets his giggles by pretending to be senile. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/251 "2009-05-03T22:38:52Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > Finn ,I must question my values. You certainly have far more information about my life and what I have done than I do. I thought I knew how I feel about bigotry. I have to thank you for your demonstrated perspicacity. You do know more about my values and how I feel than I , how could you not? you have all the info necessary to tell my horribly bigoted life story. > There is another possibility. You could be ,and are ,absolutely wrong. (Shakes head) Comma, SPACE. **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/252 "2009-05-04T00:28:20Z")
Er… period. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/253 "2009-05-04T01:17:24Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Comma, SPACE. **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** **Comma, SPACE.** Down, Doobie, Doo, Down, Down. . . Sedaka does grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/254 "2009-05-04T04:00:04Z")
He’s got to learn somehow. I suggest he go down to the nearest tattoo parlor and have “Comma, Space” tattooed on his typing hand. And while he’s there, he should also get a Hot stuff Devil on his ass, for good measure. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/255 "2009-05-04T04:11:25Z")
Or maybe an ‘I’m with Stupid’ tattoo with an arrow pointing at himself… -XT ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/256 "2009-05-04T04:17:39Z")
Can see one pointing left, right, up, down. How do you draw an arrow pointing in? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/257 "2009-05-04T05:10:22Z")
It points up, foreshortened to appear to be pointing away from the viewer and toward the wearer. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/258 "2009-05-04T05:12:35Z")
As in the [Extension view](http://dericbownds.net/uploaded_images/arrows_davidson.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/259 "2009-05-04T13:40:10Z")
Interesting catch. If I say ,I have gay friends ,then I am bigoted. If I say I have no gay acquaintances, then I am bigoted. That is why I avoided that argument. I have a condo in Key West simply means ,I do not care if it is a huge gay community. If I were anti gay ,I would not have bought there. that is all. Sexual orientation of others is none of my business and is not a factor in my decision making . If that is anti gay, you got me. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107/260 "2009-05-04T14:15:02Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > If that is anti gay, you got me. Good job! See how you did that? Now, from now on, do the same thing with the comma and the space. I never thought this day would come. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going down to Hell to do some ice skating. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/because-you-are-too-stupid-for-words-a-gonzomax-pitting/494107.md?page=14)