# Beckdawrek and her bad, bad, bad beauty tips (or dang girl, you look good!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559 "2019-10-27T20:07:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/41 "2019-10-29T06:35:18Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > Take a screenshot of this gem, and print it out with enlarged type. > Preserve it for about 2 decades. > Then frame it, and give it to the grandkid. That’s a very good idea. I like how you think. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/42 "2019-10-29T13:05:44Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Her boyfriend sends me all sorts of pix. What a horrifying idea! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/43 "2019-10-29T15:29:59Z")
Gatopescado! Not dirty pix! Mostly of his shoes and cats he sees. Weird guy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/44 "2019-10-29T18:58:10Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I’m sitting here trying to remember the last time I wore eye shadow. I got dressed up for a company Christmas party three years ago, but I’m pretty sure I just brushed some blusher across the creases. . . > > Don’t let them harsh your vibe, Beck. It’s tough to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys. > > But you haven’t told us why Mr. Wreckker is in trouble? Have I missed a story? Or was it the TP debacle? I was up to my elbows in soot and ashes cleaning out my fireplace when Mr.Wrekker comes in. He’s talking to my back the whole time. He apologized for yelling at me in front of other people. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/45 "2019-10-29T23:51:04Z")
There’s s John Wayne/Maureen O’Hara movie reference in there somewhere, Beck, but damned if I got the energy to dig it out Or maybe Jimmy Stewart and whoever was his usual leading lady ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/46 "2019-10-29T23:55:04Z")
Wayne never apologized. Stewart, ehh? Not so much. Fess Parker. He’s the one! (Dan’l Boones wife was Becky) ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/47 "2019-10-30T02:15:36Z")
Send 'em a selfie of you made up like Heath Ledger as The Joker. They’ll shut up about your glamor shots then, I reckon. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/48 "2019-10-30T02:34:43Z")
I’ve decided to send them pix of my morning face and bed head (it’s truly scary). Everyday. Forever. They’ll be begging me for more pleasant pic. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/49 "2019-10-30T02:42:12Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Lets just say Big Wrek was less than appreciative of my pig shooting abilities the day of the pig-apocalypse. And, said so rather loudly. > Oh, he knows he’s in trouble. He’s laying low. He yelled at you for outshooting him? Oh, he’d be in the doghouse if I were you. The OUTDOORS doghouse. In the vegetable garden. That the pigs have been raiding. He ought to be \*proud \*of your shooting ability! You’re Annie Oakley! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/50 "2019-10-30T02:48:51Z")
Well, he had a long diatribe as to why I shouldn’t have ran out there unannounced and started shooting. I ignored most of it. I never wasted a bullet. I had good clean kills (no squealing). And I never shot at random. I aimed and shot. I found out one thing during this, I can shoot properly and without error while my adrenaline was pumping. Good to know.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/51 "2019-10-30T11:21:53Z")
and people sometimes say _I_ scare them…I’m glad you’re my friend… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/52 "2019-10-30T15:33:13Z")
I would never shoot you, Dork. Unless you get under my electric fence and eat my garden.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/53 "2019-10-30T16:50:27Z")
Back to my OP, Tomorrow it’s Hallowe’en and I have an appointment at the clinic. Think I’ll doll up and shock them. I generally leave the house in a frightful state. Drives my girls crazy. It’s just too hard to find all matching stuff. I have recently acquired some really cute cat socks. I wear them with abandon. My hair is always a hot mess. There is just so much of it. Sometimes I can’t think because of it. And I like my crocs. Gonna wear them. Lil’wrekker just rolls her eyes when she sees me in them. 😃 The folks at the clinic are gonna get a treat, ‘cause Imma be lookin’ good!😉 Happy Hallowe’en y’all!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/54 "2019-10-30T17:30:12Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I’ve decided to send them pix of my morning face and bed head (it’s truly scary). Everyday. Forever. I _do not_ want to see a picture of your morning face and bed head. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/55 "2019-10-30T18:38:46Z")
I don’t know for sure, but based on what I’ve been told I’m pretty sure this is what Beck looks like in the [morning](https://dirkwachsmuth.blogspot.com/2014/04/grumpy-granny.html?m=1) 😉 (you might have to scroll down a little) sorry Gato, I couldn’t not post that ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/56 "2019-10-30T19:13:35Z")
Nice,\*\* Dork\*\*! When she first started posting here, I imagined her as a beloved, charitable character from one of my favorite movies. > **[granny hawkins josey wales - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=D3A0C98A6BC556596924B85FECAB45BA32A75BC3&thid=OIP.ItM_uIE5DHaX56QkqCyDEgAAAA&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramazin.com%2Finspire%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F02%2Fgranny_hawkins.jpg&exph=145&expw=347&q=granny%2Bhawkins%2Bjosey%2Bwales&selectedindex=1&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=1,2,6)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/57 "2019-10-30T23:34:28Z")
😃 I’ve been working on that look for many moons. So, so glad y’all appreciate my hard works. Granted, I was blessed with good genes and high cheekbones. Mother nature can’t do it all though. Thank you Maybeline. This girl lurves your product line;) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/58 "2019-10-31T04:41:01Z")
so your saying there’s no “maybe” about it then? It really and truly is known and documented as proven to actually BE Maybelline? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/59 "2019-10-31T04:46:07Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Nice,\*\* Dork\*\*! > > When she first started posting here, I imagined her as a beloved, charitable character from one of my favorite movies. > > [granny hawkins josey wales - Search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=D3A0C98A6BC556596924B85FECAB45BA32A75BC3&thid=OIP.ItM_uIE5DHaX56QkqCyDEgAAAA&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gramazin.com%2Finspire%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F02%2Fgranny_hawkins.jpg&exph=145&expw=347&q=granny+hawkins+josey+wales&selectedindex=1&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=1,2,6) Ah man! how could I have forgotten about Granny Hawkins?!? One of The. Best. Movies. Ever!! Think I’m gonna drive the Vaderling nuts and watch it this weekend. Say Beck, you or Big Wreknor one of the Lil’Wrekkers got a copy of The Outlaw Josey Wales? we could have a long distance movie party this weekend ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559/60 "2019-10-31T05:42:06Z")
Hell, yeah. Got all them Clint movies. Tell me when to put it in, start a thread we’ll have a partay!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-her-bad-bad-bad-beauty-tips-or-dang-girl-you-look-good/842559.md?page=4)