# Beckdawrek and the bad, bad, bad Wednesday (or 'PUMP' day)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428 "2019-08-29T19:23:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/1 "2019-08-29T19:23:35Z")

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My insulin pump is installed. I’m officially a Borg. 3 devices attached to my bod. Makes swimsuit season kinda awkward. My pump is on the left side of my abdomen real close to the ceaserian scar and snake skin from years of injections. So far, it’s okay. Yesterday we (me, DIL and her 2 rugrats)went to Texarkana to the diabetic clinic. My pump and CGM are now speaking to each other. It should normalize my insulin needs. I havn’t went this long with out injections in decades. No finger pricking, No shots. Wow.  
After the appointment me and the Rugrats insisted on corndogs from Sonic. DIL was not amused. But she took us there. Yay!  
In the backseat there was a small war brewing. Corndogs stopped it for a hot minute. We get back on the road home. 1 hour in a car listening to 2 loud mouthed girls singing everyword to a Kids bop #44? cd was torturous. OMG. I wanted to throw myself out of the moving vehicle. DIL has the child locks on the doors, though. I was captive. And she’s singing too. She says after listening to it so much it begins to grow on you. Nope! I don’t need that growing on me. I got enough things stuck to my body.  
We FINALLY get home.  
Ok. Here is the cat part: (you know you WANT to hear it):  
I get into my big USC tee-shirt and shorts, the shorts feel weird coz of how the pump is located. I got to move in up next time i change location. Bear and Meeko are instantly on me when I sit down in my big chair. Bear is sniffing around the pump, Meeko in kneading my thigh and purring loudly. Piercing little holes in me. So much for less hole poking. I get more from her. Bear is dubious about the pump, he meows ‘NO’ several times.Clacking his jaw. Eerie.  
I’m pretty sure they are concerned for my well-being. Or they just want treats.🙂

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/2 "2019-08-29T19:29:00Z")

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So relieved you got the pump! The world could use more cyborgs like you. I love that the kitties are so attuned to your body, they had to check out the new part.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/3 "2019-08-29T19:43:49Z")

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They’ve taken to sitting and staring at me while I sleep. It’s weird. I woke up this morning not hearing their loud ‘Meow-kitties-are-starving’ plaintive howls. I opened my eyes and they were in the window looking at me. Creepy.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/4 "2019-08-29T20:53:41Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> They’ve taken to sitting and staring at me while I sleep. It’s weird. I woke up this morning not hearing their loud ‘Meow-kitties-are-starving’ plaintive howls. I opened my eyes and they were in the window looking at me. Creepy.

Were they looking at you or merely sizing you up to see how many meals your body would provide?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/5 "2019-08-29T21:16:29Z")

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One can never really be sure with cats.🙂

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/6 "2019-08-29T21:52:09Z")

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I had an MRI earlier this week and had to go through a checklist (multiple times) of everything you can’t have in or on you if you’re getting an MRI. It made me think of a modern version of _Hair_’s “ain’t got no” song:

ain’t got no stents  
ain’t got no clips  
ain’t got no valves  
ain’t got no catheters  
ain’t got no implants  
ain’t got no pumps  
ain’t got no wires  
ain’t got no fragments  
ain’t got no pacemaker  
ain’t got no probes  
ain’t got no camera pills  
ain’t got no filters  
ain’t got no microchips  
ain’t got no drug patch

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/7 "2019-08-29T22:47:17Z")

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Camera pills?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/8 "2019-08-29T22:53:35Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Camera pills?

Yes, camera pills. [Capsule endoscopy - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsule_endoscopy)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/9 "2019-08-29T22:55:07Z")

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What about a mouth full of metal? The left side of my jaw is completely reconstructed. I think I’ve had cat scans of my head since. Not sure about MRI.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/10 "2019-08-30T00:36:01Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What about a mouth full of metal? The left side of my jaw is completely reconstructed. I think I’ve had cat scans of my head since. Not sure about MRI.

SOMEBODY has to say it: sounds like you get a cat scan every night while you sleep. OK, maybe nobody had to say it.

I wonder if your ever-vigilant DIL hasn’t recruited your cats into Beckwatch 2019. (Cue dramatic CNN music.)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/11 "2019-08-30T01:54:02Z")

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She and the Siamese heve a guarded relationship. She has fed them a couple of times for me. That gets you brownie points. Not sure if she’s made any requests of them.  
She is soon to jump into Siamese ownership in 6 or 7 weeks. I don’t know who I feel more angst for. This, at least, should be entertaining. I’m evil. I know.😃

(Nellie. Cat-scan? Hmmmm?)🙂

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/12 "2019-08-30T03:09:34Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What about a mouth full of metal? The left side of my jaw is completely reconstructed. I think I’ve had cat scans of my head since. Not sure about MRI.

Both upper and lower jaws are rebuilt - screws or wires in 8 places. Have had several MRIs since, because the metal is the special not magnetic kind.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/13 "2019-08-30T03:49:13Z")

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> [@Zyada](#):
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> Both upper and lower jaws are rebuilt - screws or wires in 8 places. Have had several MRIs since, because the metal is the special not magnetic kind.

Oh, that’s good to know. Not your injury but the metal being non-metallic. Thx.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/14 "2019-08-30T03:52:47Z")

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hey did the granddaughter ger her kitten/s yet? if not you know what to get her for xmas:D

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/15 "2019-08-30T03:56:24Z")

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It has been purchased by the Son and DIL. It was born last week. Got awhile to wait for the kitten to come home. Granddaughter is thrilled.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/16 "2019-08-30T04:25:57Z")

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coolies …now ya got to work on getting the 2nd … since ya said they should be in pairs …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-and-the-bad-bad-bad-wednesday-or-pump-day/839428/17 "2019-08-30T06:22:32Z")

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They have a second daughter. She is already making noises about ‘her’ kitty. I predict another kitty in about a year.🙂
