# Beckdawrek Dances. (Too, bad, bad, bad!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970 "2019-12-17T00:20:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/1 "2019-12-17T00:20:02Z")
I was sitting there thinking: I’m gonna dance around like I don’t care. I told them at the clinic all these bad things they’re doing to me is not ruining my happy and cheerful disposition. I’ll puke and laugh and keep dancing. No antibiotic is my master! Too bad. The cats are very afraid when I get like this. Too bad. The lil’wrekker tells me to stop before I hurt myself. She’s worried. Too bad. I feel like being happy. I’ll twirl til I can’t see. So… Too bad. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/2 "2019-12-17T00:49:37Z")
You can dance if you want to You can leave your cats behind 'Cause your cats don’t dance And if they don’t dance Well they’re no friends of mine 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/3 "2019-12-17T02:14:52Z")
Dance, little sister, dance! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wyVs9HSXiJM/maxresdefault.jpg "Dance Little Sister (Remastered)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyVs9HSXiJM) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/4 "2019-12-17T02:16:16Z")
“If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution” – [sort of misattributed to Emma Goldman](https://www.lib.berkeley.edu/goldman/Features/danceswithfeminists.html) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/5 "2019-12-17T02:46:53Z")
Cue the [Bobby Fuller Four](https://youtu.be/m6H8MQ6g5Hs)! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/6 "2019-12-17T03:18:27Z")
Lil’wrekker don’t dance And the meezers don’t rock and roll Lil’wrekker don’t dance And the meezers don’t rock and roll When evenin rolls around And it’s to go to town Where do you go To rock and roll ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/7 "2019-12-17T03:30:43Z")
They’re givin’ her medicine And stickin’ her again, And all she wants to do is dance, dance. Beck’s been a wrekker Since I don’t know when, and all she wants to do is dance. Corn dogs and Steak Umm’s, the local chow, And all she wants to do is dance, dance. The meezers are such critics, they scoff and meow, but all she wants to do is dance. I’ll cut a rug in your honor. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/8 "2019-12-17T03:37:45Z")
She’s a maaaaaaniac… MAAANIAC, on. the. floor. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/9 "2019-12-17T08:50:57Z")
Dancing is fine…just don’t twist your bum ankle. Concentrate on arm-flinging with interspersed swivel-butt! Put on some oldies rock and roll, and sing at the top of your lungs! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/10 "2019-12-17T09:06:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I’ll twirl til I can’t see. Not you, **Beck**. Them. Dance like nobody’s watching. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/11 "2019-12-17T16:29:38Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > You can dance if you want to > You can leave your cats behind > 'Cause your cats don’t dance > And if they don’t dance > Well they’re no friends of mine > > 😃 Oh but cats do dance! At least [Fat Freddy’s cat](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/85/5a/3c/855a3c1b8b2c9a7e89b5a519cadfe08c.jpg) does. [Sometimes](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c4/ed/df/c4eddf85b75d69cb5dbd0c6a4f0eda26.jpg). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/12 "2019-12-17T17:20:02Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Not you, **Beck**. Them. Dance like nobody’s watching. That supposes that the dancer can’t dance, but Mama Beck was a semi-pro ballerina not all that long ago. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/13 "2019-12-17T23:52:02Z")
Dance like Chubby Checker’s own definition of The Twist: “… like putting out a cigarette with both feet and coming out of a shower and wiping your bottom with a towel to the beat”. Or this: > **[Snoopy Dance Blank Template - Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/61614677/Snoopy-Dance)** > > Blank Snoopy Dance template Dennis ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/14 "2019-12-18T01:29:46Z")
You need to set that town free! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JyD8BxoB2To/maxresdefault.jpg "Footloose Final Dance 1984 to 2011") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyD8BxoB2To) ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/15 "2019-12-18T01:33:28Z")
Beckdawrek danced ?!? Sweet fancy Moses. Did she do the little kicks? And the thumbs? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/16 "2019-12-18T03:09:32Z")
I had Jazz hands. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/17 "2019-12-18T22:38:00Z")
> [@Xema](#): > > Beckdawrek danced ?!? > > Sweet fancy Moses. > > Did she do the little kicks? And the thumbs? :D:D:D:D:D For the uninitiated: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hvuzUasjFAo/maxresdefault.jpg "Seinfeld: Elaine Danced? (Clip) | TBS") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvuzUasjFAo) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-dances-too-bad-bad-bad/844970/18 "2019-12-18T23:48:26Z")
So funny. I’m adding the thumbs just to disturb the lil’wrekker. Ha!!