# Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad hunter!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089 "2019-05-17T01:12:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/21 "2019-05-18T01:19:59Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I think pork from the grocery store is probably not diseased or wormy. At least, I hope so.  
> Even if they cooked feral hog thoroughly the dead worms would be in the meat. Ewwww!  
> I ain’t eating it. YMMV

I ain’t medieval nobility, for whom wild boar was good eatin’.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/22 "2019-05-18T01:31:36Z")

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Medieval People probably had worms too.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/23 "2019-05-18T06:01:22Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Medieval People probably had worms too.

And sprained ankles.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/24 "2019-05-18T06:14:01Z")

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😉

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/25 "2019-05-18T12:47:21Z")

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\<eyes Beck with new respect\>  
Yes Ma’am, that was some fine shootin’. Now if you’ll pardon me, I’ll just be on my way. Mayhaps to make a small ovoid ball out of the porcine hide just for giggles?

\<tips hat, eases on down the road\>

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/26 "2019-05-18T14:49:11Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Medieval People probably had worms too.

Even medieval kings had worms! See “The intestinal parasites of King Richard III”  
[https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(13)61757-2/fulltext](https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(13)61757-2/fulltext)

Impressive shooting prowess especially with your foot in a bucket of epsom salts! But keep off that ankle as much as you can, I “toughed it out” when I sprained mine instead of resting it, which meant that it took longer to heal.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/27 "2019-05-18T15:17:51Z")

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Sounds like you are a good hunter.

I’ve heard that wild bear (which also needs to be cooked well done – it’s now the leading cause of trichinosis in the US, last I looked up stats) can be good eating or terrible eating depending on what it ate recently. So, bears that mostly live off raiding garbage cans taste nasty, but the bear that’s been feasting in your apple orchard is likely to taste good.

I bet wild/feral pigs are similar.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/28 "2019-05-18T15:49:11Z")

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There was a warning not to[eat squirrel brains](https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a23875340/creutzfeldt-jakob-united-states-squirrel-brains/)a few years ago.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/29 "2019-05-18T16:29:14Z")

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They warn of ‘deer wasting disease’, if it causes anything I’ll know. Mr.Wrekker likes nothing better than venison.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/30 "2019-05-18T17:27:27Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Mr.Wrekker likes nothing better than venison.

I didn’t know your name was Venison. Strange name for a girl…

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/31 "2019-05-18T17:32:23Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Isn’t that why we were always told to be sure to cook pork well-done, to kill the bugs and the worms?

I think the worms they’re talking about here are a bit bigger than Trichinella spiralis, which averages 1.5 mm long.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/32 "2019-05-18T17:48:08Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I didn’t know your name was Venison. Strange name for a girl…

Gato, you make me laugh!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/33 "2019-05-18T17:48:37Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> They warn of ‘deer wasting disease’, if it causes anything I’ll know. Mr.Wrekker likes nothing better than venison.

Hunters I know cook the hell out of deer and wild pig because of the possibility of parasites. At some family feast, I couldn’t tell the difference. They made sausage of venison for crying out loud.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/34 "2019-05-18T18:02:35Z")

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Dear wasting disease, and other prion diseases, are not prevented by cooking. It’s safest not to eat the brain of game animals.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/35 "2019-05-18T18:15:36Z")

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Ewww. I ain’t eating anything that doesn’t have a purple stamp on it.  
I have butchered and cooked all manner of beasties for Mr.Wrekker. I always wear gloves cause I never know what he’s dragging in.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/36 "2019-05-18T18:26:49Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> Dear wasting disease, and other prion diseases, are not prevented by cooking. It’s safest not to eat the brain of game animals.

🎶have some more peas earl​:notes:

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/37 "2019-05-18T18:31:34Z")

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For those concerned;  
Bluebelle and pups are resting quietly in the Maternity ward at home. Everything seems right in their world.  
I’m jacked back in the chair with my ankle up.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/38 "2019-05-18T19:00:22Z")

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Mighty impressive shooting, there, missy. Glad the pooch and poochettes are OK. I’m a-thinkin’ we oughta send Doc out to take a look at that ankle.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/39 "2019-05-18T19:07:06Z")

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I went to urgent care yesterday afternoon. Had an xray. No breaks. Just a bad sprain. Got meds and wrapped. Orders to stay off. I’m trying.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-a-bad-bad-bad-hunter/834089/40 "2019-05-18T19:18:03Z")

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This morning DIL went and got Bluebelle and the babies for me. I didn’t think I could take the long drive to Texarkana. While she was gone I decided I needed to go to the store kinda-sorta close. Guess what? I can drive with my left foot. I am ‘foot-be-dextrous’( you know ambidextrous of the feets) Who knew?

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