# Beckdawrek is having a bad, bad, bad sale!(you want it, you know you do) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351 "2019-08-08T14:53:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/21 "2019-08-09T17:50:51Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > They’re watching you now, you know. Every time you wake, every breath you take, they’ll be watching you. Don’t believe what you see in that Will Smith movie, a homemade faraday cage can’t block out the satellite. You’re on the list now, and once on the list, you never get off the list. SHHH don’t talk about it! First rule of The List Club is Don’t Talk About The List Club. > > You were just joking, but they aren’t. > > They’re Masters of the ways of espionage. Sent down there to spy by the CIA\*. Why, I bet they’ve even got a kitty flag hangin in garage. > > They’ll be watching you. > > Cat Intelligence Agency You really are kinda disturbed, aren’t you?😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/22 "2019-08-09T18:25:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I’m sorry, Carni\*, I didn’t mean to. > > \*nickname 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/23 "2019-08-09T22:09:07Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > How much is shipping? You can’t shipp a cat. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/24 "2019-08-09T23:01:18Z")
My current (stupid) cat came to me declawed. And his teeth were in such bad shape, he had to have them removed. I have to be extra, EXTRA vigilant to make sure he doesn’t slip outside! He’s always at the losing end of any argument with my daughter’s cats. With no teeth and no claws, that’s a given. When his brother was alive, the two of them would get into terrible screaming matches. His brother was also declawed, and had had all of his teeth except one removed. One time the two of them were having a horrible “discussion,” and my daughter-in-law said, “Aren’t you going to do anything?” I said, “Why? With no teeth and no claws, all they can do is yell!” ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/25 "2019-08-09T23:12:40Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > You can’t shipp a cat. Furries can. (I’ll let myself out now…) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/26 "2019-08-10T00:09:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > You really are kinda disturbed, aren’t you?😉 Little too much time out in the heat this week combined with catching a bit of “1984” on the telly last night… You’re right though, of course. The reference to a movie was completely out of tune with the musical references that comprised the bulk of my post. And yet… Have you ever noticed how they appear unexpectedly in a part of the room you know was empty a second ago?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/27 "2019-08-10T00:42:17Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Little too much time out in the heat this week combined with catching a bit of “1984” on the telly last night… > > You’re right though, of course. The reference to a movie was completely out of tune with the musical references that comprised the bulk of my post. > > And yet… > > Have you ever noticed how they appear unexpectedly in a part of the room you know was empty a second ago?😃 You scare me.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/28 "2019-08-10T01:20:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > FOR SALE (or giveaway) > Two almost 3 year old Siamese cats. > […] > I assure you they are perfect angels The fallen kind, one assumes. Well, no real need for assuming. I mean, they ARE cats. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/29 "2019-08-10T03:33:50Z")
Speaking of Siamese, [here’s Allie](https://imgur.com/gallery/RceLP5Y). ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/30 "2019-08-10T03:35:45Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > There’s no way to directly post pictures; what you can do is sign up with a photo-hosting website (I use Imgur; stay away from Photobucket, because they have become terrible), and then share links to the pictures you want to share. > > For instance, here are Merry and Pippin, my new bebes. 🙂 > [https://i.imgur.com/vN1Owq9.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vN1Owq9.jpg) SQUEEE!!! They’re both adorable! See my previous post for a picture of Allie. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/31 "2019-08-10T03:59:22Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I’m assuming “Bear” is your husband? I’m reasonably sure cat-and-human marriages are illegal in all 50 States, Associated states, Overseas territories, Military instalations in foreign lands… what I’m not sure of is where did the caps pattern come from but fuckit, it’s 6am. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/32 "2019-08-10T04:16:37Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I’m assuming “Bear” is your husband? He’s an unruly guy, too … 😃 [Bear tried to break into shed again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=879911) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/33 "2019-08-10T04:44:02Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > You scare me.🙂 Wait, I scare YOU? You ain’t got nuthin to be scared of from me, Mrs. Wrekker Oakley. No Ma’am, y’all can shoot, sides, Mama (backed up by Grandma too!) raised me better than that. Besides, I make it a policy to never actually interfere with a person who calls their SO “Bear” and serves them whiskey at 5am;) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/34 "2019-08-10T05:36:12Z")
Bear is the male cat. Meeko is the female. Mr.Wrekker is Mr.Wrekker. Dork you’re ok! ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/35 "2019-08-10T06:42:53Z")
i used to tell my now deceased most favoritest kitty that if she didn’t behave she was going back to the depot alley she was found in at least once a day… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/36 "2019-08-10T07:43:41Z")
I currently have Hope on the left arm of my armchair, and Tigger on the right arm of my armchair. I sit between, and feel like the front steps of the New York Public Library. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/37 "2019-08-10T08:00:39Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I currently have Hope on the left arm of my armchair, and Tigger on the right arm of my armchair. > > I sit between, and feel like the front steps of the New York Public Library. I’m often in that position too. And I thought the same thing. Today I had one foot under me and one leg stretched out. Both cats tried to fit on my one thigh. It was a bit of war with hissing. I just sat there thinking this is their war but I’m the one who will bleed. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/38 "2019-08-10T12:59:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I just sat there thinking this is their war but I’m the one who will bleed. We all feel like Belgium some days. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/39 "2019-08-10T14:04:00Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > They’re watching you now, you know. Every time you wake, every breath you take, they’ll be watching you. Don’t believe what you see in that Will Smith movie, a homemade faraday cage can’t block out the satellite. You’re on the list now, and once on the list, you never get off the list. SHHH don’t talk about it! First rule of The List Club is Don’t Talk About The List Club. > > You were just joking, but they aren’t. > > They’re Masters of the ways of espionage. Sent down there to spy by the CIA\*. Why, I bet they’ve even got a kitty flag hangin in garage. > > They’ll be watching you. > > Cat Intelligence Agency I ain’t even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife. I recently posted an open letter on Facebook addressed to my younger cat. In it, I praised his beautiful fur coat and commented on how proud of it he must be seeings how he left samples of it on all of the furniture. I then told him that if he didn’t stop biting my ankles every time I walked past him, I was going to turn that beautiful fur coat into a beautiful throw pillow. He called my bluff. He’s now sitting on the back of the couch, smirking at my bleeding ankles and shedding more fur samples for everyone to admire. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-having-a-bad-bad-bad-sale-you-want-it-you-know-you-do/838351/40 "2019-08-10T14:34:27Z")
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