# Beckdawrek is unwell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605 "2022-04-10T01:56:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/61 "2022-04-11T00:28:16Z")

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You’re my dolphin when sharks are around me.

And I love you for it❤️  
Deal with it my Friend.  
😊

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/62 "2022-04-11T00:35:41Z")

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They figure the procedure worked. First they thought I wouldn’t need a pacemaker, then they said I did. (The monitor I was wearing told them; I only felt vaguely briefly odd.) It’s a little unnerving when they bring the machine to start your heart again right in next to your bed and leave it there, having checked to make sure the patches they stuck on your chest to have ready just in case have the right type of connectors.

They didn’t need to re-start me, though, and they got the pacemaker in the next morning, and let me go home that day anyway. (There’s a friend staying with me. She makes very good soup.)

I’ve progressed from feeling like I’d been hit by two trucks in succession, to feeling like I’d been hit by only one truck, to feeling like maybe I haven’t been hit by any but I’ve spent all day trying to push a semi uphill. Maybe by tomorrow I’ll only feel like I’ve spent all day trying to push a pickup truck uphill. Progress!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/63 "2022-04-11T00:37:09Z")

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Sounds good. I’ll push with you.  
We can get better together.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/64 "2022-04-11T00:40:13Z")

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Sounds good to me. Stick to the metaphorical pushing for now, though, please.

(You know what? When they told me to lie down and stay there – I lay down and stayed there.)

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/65 "2022-04-11T00:42:01Z")

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Madame Beck,  
You are a pillar of the Dope. Please continue your recovery. We need you, even if we’re only anonymously following you along.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/66 "2022-04-11T00:43:05Z")

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I wanna walk now. They said no. In fact Nurse Rachet said, and I quote: “Not on this shift young lady!”

I’m gonna sneak up in a minute  
What could go wrong?🤫

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/67 "2022-04-11T00:48:20Z")

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You could die?

Seriously, Beck, if they’re telling you to stay down, stay down!

Your chances of being able to walk later will be greatly increased.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/68 "2022-04-11T00:49:17Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What could go wrong?🤫

I think you have a pretty good idea of that. Now do your brain a favor and lie down.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/69 "2022-04-11T00:50:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What could go wrong?🤫

Pretty sure that’s the sort of flag we want to avoid - 🏴‍☠️

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/70 "2022-04-11T00:57:18Z")

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I’m really gonna stay down.  
I’m kidding.

The CNA will come if I need to go to the bathroom.  
They said I could shower tomorrow.  
I kinda sponged off and I feel better.  
Son-of-a-wrek brought me a subway sandwich.  
No snacks here. But I have protein bars and drinks with me.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/71 "2022-04-11T01:01:17Z")

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So, you’re no longer feeling bad, bad, bad? 😉

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/72 "2022-04-11T01:14:23Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’m really gonna stay down.  
> I’m kidding.

Whew!

Don’t scare me like that.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/73 "2022-04-11T01:19:08Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> > [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> > I’m really gonna stay down.
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> > > I’m kidding.
> 
> Whew!
> 
> Don’t scare me like that.

You did see this post awhile back, didn’t you?

> [@digs](#):
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> I’ll be praying… for Beck, but even more for the poor hospital staff…who are dealing with “The Most Challenging Patient Ever.”

😁

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/74 "2022-04-11T01:24:23Z")

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When my mother, in the early 50’s was a new nurse in a local hospital(Catholic) she said the toughest patients were the older nursing nuns. Maybe Beck is not that challenging.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/75 "2022-04-11T01:27:03Z")

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I’m told I’m exasperating. By lots of folks.  
🤗

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/76 "2022-04-11T01:29:08Z")

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Lol! So, so glad you’re doing relatively well, and that you’ve decided to stay in bed!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/77 "2022-04-11T01:34:34Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’m told I’m exasperating. By lots of folks.

Good for you. Being exasperating is a sign of both spunk and high intelligence. When I was in hospital for a week, the two most common words I used to hurl at both doctors and nurses were “why?” and “no!”. 😉

Stay in bed and take care of yourself until you’re ready to walk out. Then walk out, stopping briefly on the way home only to pick up Jojo, unless he’s home already.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/78 "2022-04-11T01:45:17Z")

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Thx, @wolfpup ,  
I’ll be good.  
I wanna get out of here as soon as possible.  
I forgot how bad the hospitals are. Rehab is like going to spa compared to here.

And Jojo is still in the Vet clinic. They are taking good care of him. And I’m getting a discount and donations. So I’m cool with it.  
My family doesn’t want any part of Jojo the cat.  
That’s ok, I’ll get him home when I get home.  
He’s possibly the last animal I’ll foster or get.  
I have alot invested in his recovery. I will not give up.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/79 "2022-04-11T01:49:03Z")

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Glad to hear you’re doing better. Check out this thread when you get a chance:

> [@Hope This Makes Beck Feel Better When She Sees It: Weasel In The House](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hope-this-makes-beck-feel-better-when-she-sees-it-weasel-in-the-house/962607):
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> Soon after I arrived at the homeplace after my Dad’s passing I learned that there has been a weasel in the house since before my Mom went into the hospital in late March. Apparently it just takes napkins without making a mess and small amounts of foodstuffs. Southerners bring food to the homes of people who have lost loved ones just as much as midwesterners do, and a pound cake was left uncovered. He ate a little of it, so the next night my aunt left a little out for him so he wouldn’t mess w…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/80 "2022-04-11T02:20:59Z")

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I did, thx,  
I loved it.

Very sweet tale. I highly recommend it.

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