# Beckdawrek is unwell **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605 "2022-04-10T01:56:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/101 "2022-04-12T19:20:41Z")
I guess I’m late to this party, but I sure am glad to hear **@Beckdawrek** is getting better. Hang in there, darlin’ ! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/102 "2022-04-12T21:21:36Z")
The Lil’wrekker questions me often about, " What are telling those people about me today?" I rarely tell her the truth. She did read the one about the laughing Cop and her exploding hair failure. She thought that was cool. If she read some of them she’d be pissed. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/103 "2022-04-12T21:22:06Z")
And you are a celebrity in my life. 😊 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/104 "2022-04-12T21:22:46Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The Lil’wrekker questions me often about, " What are telling those people about me today?" Tell her that we adore her for being there for you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/105 "2022-04-12T21:31:44Z")
Aww. That’s sweet. I will her that. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/106 "2022-04-12T21:55:19Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Tell her that we adore her for being there for you. I’ll second that. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/107 "2022-04-12T22:11:28Z")
And that she’s GOT to be wonderful, because you are her mommy! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/108 "2022-04-13T02:51:58Z")
Tell her that mommy wrekker needs help when she gets home. ---
**Author:** ![Retzbu\_Tox](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/retzbu_tox/32/11829_2.png) [@Retzbu\_Tox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retzbu_Tox)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/109 "2022-04-13T03:12:47Z")
Have the family smuggle in your emotional support possum! It might motivate them doctors to get you home quicker! 😄 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/110 "2022-04-13T15:30:59Z")
An excellent idea! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/111 "2022-04-13T15:51:52Z")
> [@Retzbu\_Tox](#): > > Have the family smuggle in your emotional support possum! psst – [you missed a thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rip-my-poor-poor-poor-possum-clarence-has-kicked-the-bucket/959116). Clarence is no longer with us. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/112 "2022-04-13T16:42:40Z")
But she does still have her emotional support most expensive alley cat. 😀 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/113 "2022-04-13T16:44:18Z")
True. If they smuggle him in, though, he’s going to take over the whole place. (On whether that would be an improvement, I’m withholding judgement.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/114 "2022-04-13T18:16:19Z")
Jojo baby, ignore the haters, Mommy luv you ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/115 "2022-04-13T18:20:35Z")
@Beckdawrek GAWD, JoJo needs to accompany you to PT! All the therapists will kowtow to you, forever more! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/116 "2022-04-13T18:28:30Z")
I swear I’m gonna get Jojo an approved therapy Cat lisc. Wonder how you do that? Hmmm? I will do research.🤔 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/117 "2022-04-13T18:29:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Jojo baby, ignore the haters, Mommy luv you Hey! That wasn’t hate! Just because a cat wants to be the one who sets the rules doesn’t mean I can’t love him! – good thing, too. I don’t think I’ve ever known a cat who didn’t want to be the one who sets the rules; just some who were more determined and/or better at pulling it off than others. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/118 "2022-04-13T18:32:24Z")
The equivalent human age of dogs is two. They can understand basic commands and communicate to some limited degree. The equivalent human age of cats is forty seven. They just don’t give a damn. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/119 "2022-04-13T18:59:40Z")
Cats is born old. And crochety. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beckdawrek-is-unwell/962605/120 "2022-04-13T20:56:54Z")
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