# Beck's not hearing voices... but,her ear is bad, bad, bad!

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**Created:** [April 3, 2020, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990 "2020-04-03T19:11:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/1 "2020-04-03T19:11:14Z")

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I’m really not a hypochondriac. Really, I’m not. (Hush, out there!!)

My upper back was hurting. My head was dizzy. I had nausea.

DIL dragged me to my doctor. I most decidedly did not wanna go. Fear of the corona virus, and all.

Doc sez I have a nasty ear infection. My ear never hurt. Got shots and eardrops. And pain meds. He sez my ear WILL start hurting! :eek:

I’m so relieved. I cannot tell you how relieved I am. I just knew I was dying of something.

I can’t take so much good news…oh…um…wait. Really not good news, I guess.  
I’m still relieved.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/2 "2020-04-03T20:58:09Z")

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Sure hope it’s not one of those bugs that burrows into your brain and eats its way across to the other ear. :eek: I saw that on Twilight Zone!!  
😃 Hope it’s not too painful.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/3 "2020-04-03T21:05:57Z")

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I had an ear infection a couple of years ago that went from “mild ache” to “I’m whimpering in pain and biting my lip so I don’t scream” in about 2 hours. Went to see the GP, got a referral to an ENT and a pain prescription with the instructions, “do not drive after taking” on the bottle. But the ENT appointment was hours away, so how was I supposed to do both?

I was so lucky that I have a very bestest friend who drove 50 miles so she could drive me to the ENT appointment and thus I was able to take the pain pill at once. Two courses of antibiotics and ear drops later, it still wasn’t all gone. The ENT actually had to make a small cut in the ear drum to drain the infection out.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/4 "2020-04-03T21:18:43Z")

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I’m awake. I felt a twinge of pain when I turned my head. But so far not much change.  
My head’s still dizzy.  
That may be normal, I hear. :D.

My favorite part was the Corndogs I got afterwards.

**FCM** , you’re pure evil 😉  
I thought of those things they put in Chekovs ears in that Star Trek movie. Aaaacccckkk!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/5 "2020-04-03T21:30:14Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I thought of those things they put in Chekovs ears in that Star Trek movie. Aaaacccckkk!

> [@Pavel Chekov](#):
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> Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five… He put… creatures… in our bodies… to control our minds. He made us… say lies… do things.

😃

I hope you feel better soon! No Ceti Ear Worms!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/6 "2020-04-03T21:57:28Z")

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**Kenobi!**

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/7 "2020-04-04T00:23:33Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> The ENT actually had to make a small cut in the ear drum to drain the infection out.

When I was a wee tyke I had an abscess in one of my ear drums. All I remember is screaming while my father held me down, while the surgeon removed the abscess.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> My favorite part was the Corndogs I got afterwards.

Corndogs? Don’t you have to protect Lefty?

Anyway, hope you’re feeling better, **Beck**.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/8 "2020-04-04T00:27:34Z")

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Well, there is pain in my ear. It’s not bad. I took a pain pill after supper. I’m not in too much discomfort. I have a feeling of a echo chamber in my ear.  
I told the lil’wrekker about that. She cracked up. She now says I have an empty head.  
I’m so happy my discomfort gives her so much mirth. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/9 "2020-04-04T01:50:28Z")

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**Panache** , I’ve had absolutely no salt for 2 months. I figured I’d be okay just this once. I drank 2 bottles of water.  
The corndogs were incredibly salty. I doubt I’ll have them again, anytime soon.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/10 "2020-04-04T03:11:35Z")

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You’ve got a build up of fluid in your middle ear. That’s what causes the echo chamber effect. Eat something really hard and crunchy (like a French burnt peanut) to get the full effect of the echo.

Did you get a decongestant?

I’m pretty sure I’ve got an ear infection brewing. But it ain’t worth trading for a dose of the Coronavirus. Until it feels like I have a red-hot knitting needle lodged in my ear, I’ll just maintain for now.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/11 "2020-04-04T03:31:40Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’m so happy my discomfort gives her so much mirth. :mad:

I can picture her with a Mona Lisa Smile. Peace, Baby!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/12 "2020-04-04T21:35:53Z")

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how DOES he know these things?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/13 "2020-04-07T01:08:55Z")

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**Update:**

My ear is much better. No fever. Very little pain.  
And just as an aside: my surgery site is mostly well. Shingles are gone. No more pain.  
I just need to gain back some strength and stamina.  
I’m fussing with my family. They just want me to sit in a chair or lie down. I need to move. I realize they are concerned for my safety.

Mr.Wrekker is fussing about Mid-daughters cooking of his breakfast. She does some odd things for breakfast. I’ve been loving it. He just wants his sausage and over-easy eggs. Toast and milk. No substitutions allowed. He can be such a butt-hole about his ‘things’  
I told him I’m able to get his sausage and eggs cooked in the morning. I typically get up early with the cats. So, I’m down stairs anyway. He was happy to hear that.

I’m doing ok people. So happy 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/14 "2020-04-07T02:56:27Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Mr.Wrekker is fussing about Mid-daughters cooking of his breakfast.

So you just have a pain in the ass?

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/15 "2020-04-07T15:11:27Z")

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Were we ever to meet, Beck, you and I could go off and do our mischief together, while Mr Wrek and Mr VOW commiserate over the state of the world in general.

(mess with a man’s eggs, that’s heresy)  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/16 "2020-04-07T18:41:59Z")

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> [@VOW](#):
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> Were we ever to meet, Beck, you and I could go off and do our mischief together, while Mr Wrek and Mr VOW commiserate over the state of the world in general.
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> (mess with a man’s eggs, that’s heresy)  
> ~VOW

Thankyou ~VOW. I need to get him.outta the house. He’s driving me bat-shit insane.  
I don’t think he’s been around here this much since his great Gall-bladder removal a few years ago. I doubled his pain meds many times just to knock him out.

Yeah, I’m not above drugging my husband. Terrible. 😃

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/becks-not-hearing-voices-but-her-ear-is-bad-bad-bad/850990/17 "2020-04-07T20:04:42Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Yeah, I’m not above drugging my husband. Terrible. 😃

Bad, bad, BAD! 😃

I’m glad to hear that you’re healing well, and starting to get back to normal. Go Team Lefty!
