# Bedskirts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 23, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514 "2003-01-23T19:30:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/1 "2003-01-23T19:30:09Z")

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I got a new mattress and I bought a bed in a bag set to go with everything. It came with a comforter, flat sheet, fitted sheet, 2 pillowcases, 2 shams and a bedskirt.

What a pain in the butt the bedskirt is, it seems pretty useless too.

Does anyone really use them ?

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/2 "2003-01-23T19:34:32Z")

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I do. It’s a great way to hide all the crap I shove under my bed when I’m cleaning.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/3 "2003-01-23T19:35:33Z")

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I like them. They allow you to hide stuff under the bed. But they are a pain if you switch comforters for the seasons.

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**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/4 "2003-01-23T19:41:50Z")

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I dislike the look of bare box springs especially since the colors are so limited. So yes, I use a bed skirt.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/5 "2003-01-23T19:44:18Z")

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I do. Covers the box spring.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/6 "2003-01-23T19:53:38Z")

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What they said. When I still used a mattress/box spring I always had a bedskirt. But now that we have nothing but futons in this house, the question is MOOT!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/7 "2003-01-23T19:54:37Z")

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I use one too - for the reasons listed above. Where would I hide my extensive shoe collection if it wasn’t for the bedskirt?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/8 "2003-01-23T20:17:10Z")

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Lady Chance insists on using them.

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**Author:** ![Violin\_D\_Ingrate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/898d66/32.png) [@Violin\_D\_Ingrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violin_D_Ingrate)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/9 "2003-01-23T20:24:32Z")

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I bought mine in a neutral color, and it hides stuff under the bed and makes it a little tidier so you don’t see the box springs. I don’t think I would use a patterned one that matched the comforter.

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**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/10 "2003-01-23T20:25:20Z")

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I really like how they look, but admit I usually end up doing away with them. My matching comforter will get faded from washing, and so they don’t match as well. Hmm, guess I could use that as an excuse to buy new bedding? Or, I’ll have an extra long one that seems to be intent upon being eaten by the vacuum.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/11 "2003-01-23T20:39:27Z")

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I do. It makes it a lot easier for me to put a bunch of stuff under my bed. The only one I have doesn’t match any of my other beddingly, since I bought it separately, but I don’t care.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/12 "2003-01-23T21:20:13Z")

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I do. Never saw the use in it until my dog got too big to crawl under my bed, which used to be her favorite napping spot. Now she just covers herself with the bedskirt.

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/13 "2003-01-24T00:20:35Z")

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Over here they’re called _valances_, and one purpose they serve is to enable TV presenters introducing [Holly Valance](http://www.holly-valance.net/) to regurgitate the tired gag “she’s the kind of valance you’d want draped over your bed fellas…”

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/14 "2003-01-24T00:27:47Z")

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I like my bedskirt. A few months ago I was sick and spilled tea all over it. I pulled it off to wash it, but didn’t have the energy to put it back on. The bed looked unfinished and unattractive without it. As soon as I had enough energy, I put it back on. Besides, it hides my dust bunny collection.

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/15 "2003-01-24T00:55:57Z")

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I’m all in favour of the bed skirt - it gives the cats something to attack other than my toes.

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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/16 "2003-01-24T16:08:33Z")

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I use 'em also, to hide the stuff I’ve shoved under the bed. (Two steamer suitcases, three large rolling duffels, who knows how many dust bunnies.) I just use a neutral solid color (currently using black), and toss it in the wash when it gets too full of cat hair.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/17 "2003-01-24T16:21:31Z")

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I thought valances were only on windows. Just goes to show…

Our bedroom is about the size of a large closet. There is no room for anything but sleeping and sexing. I really don’t care what it looks like, so no, I don’t do the bedskirt. Maybe some day I’ll try it.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/18 "2003-01-24T16:32:10Z")

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Ick. No - never had one and wouldn’t want one. Don’t like 'em. To cover the boxspring, I buy a cheap fitted sheet in whatever contrasting color I want. Looks nice and is easily replaceable. I also can’t stand anything under my bed, so there’s no need to hide the storage space I don’t use.

But that’s me. Thought I’d enter a dissenting opinion.

Snicks

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**Author:** ![Suspenderzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Suspenderzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suspenderzzz)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/19 "2003-01-24T17:52:41Z")

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Bedskirt (properly named dust ruffle – I think)…now there’s an idea. But don’t go half-assed. You will also need a pillow sham. And a few doilies for your night table.

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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bedskirts/150514/20 "2003-01-25T01:06:22Z")

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I never knew what a dust ruffle was until I was married. And until a minuite ago I thought we were the only ones on the planet to use them.

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