# BEEP! Beep. Beep BEEP. BEEEEEEP!......beep beep....BEEP!! BEEP BEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802 "2012-10-25T05:05:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/41 "2012-10-29T13:03:11Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > I thought [puto](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity#Puto) is “cocksucker”…but it has many layered meanings, I guess. Puto and pato are different words. Pato is duck, but it is also slang for “faggot”, a derogatory word for gays. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/42 "2012-10-29T15:57:58Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Puto and pato are different words. Pato is duck, but it is also slang for “faggot”, a derogatory word for gays. You don’t say? I thought it meant “a bundle of sticks”. Although I guess you could have a faggot faggot if they came from a gay tree. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/43 "2012-10-29T19:40:11Z")
> [@Greg\_Charles](#): > > Wry and understated humor actually. Some of us are humor-challenged to the point we actually find one line of this type funnier than a whole string of observations about bodily functions. It’s sad really. I love you!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/44 "2012-10-29T20:42:17Z")
> [@kushiel](#): > > People on my street don’t do the horn honking thing, instead they just park in the middle of the street and wait for their person to come out. Hey buddy, how about you get out of the fucking road so I can drive past you to my parking spot? You could always pull ahead a couple houses and grab a parking spot, I’m sure your friend has the cognitive function necessary to scan the street for parked cars. That last may not be a safe assumption, based on the friends they have picking them up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/45 "2012-10-29T21:50:27Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You don’t say? I thought it meant “a bundle of sticks”. It’s also a kind of meatball. Would you like to sample mine? ---
**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/46 "2012-10-31T00:13:03Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Probably submitted by Ziggy. That or Elaine Benes. That irreverence, that wit … I’d recognize it anywhere! Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it. Quick, **billfish678** , to my archives! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/47 "2012-10-31T00:33:51Z")
Did anyone give any thought to just going out to the guy and SHOWING him how to get his car out of second gear? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802/48 "2012-10-31T01:53:21Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You don’t say? I thought it meant “a bundle of sticks”. Although I guess you could have a faggot faggot if they came from a gay tree. Well, faggot has other meanings, just wanted to make sure you understood which. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeep/638802.md?page=2)