# Beer bottle with built-in opener?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** beer\
**Created:** [April 27, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556 "2010-04-27T20:18:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Eivind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@Eivind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eivind)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/41 "2010-12-22T13:46:18Z")

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I don’t know about a beer bottle with opener included like the OP asks for, but this thread now also seems to also revolve around other ways to open beer bottles, so I’ll share a fantastic link - the definitive and illustrated one, I’d say - about that subject:

[1000 ways to open a beer](http://stuff.twoday.net/)

The site is in german (I think), but the (many) pictures really speak for themselves.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/42 "2010-12-22T17:03:47Z")

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Man, that’s one crusty piece of bread! (#1000)

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**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/43 "2010-12-22T20:08:25Z")

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> [@Crawlspace](#):
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> \<hijack\>I’m itching to get a pair of [Reef bottle opener sandals](http://www.reef-sandals-online.com/reef-fanning.htm)\</hijack\>

You’d better not walk in dog shit with those.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Dr.Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Righteous)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/44 "2010-12-23T19:23:24Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> the beer-opener my high school gave me with their name printed on it

I’m left wondering why a high school would make such items, considering that the kids aren’t supposed to be drinking. Even to give out to teachers or sell to parents it seems weird. Kinda cool as you note, but still weird.

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**Author:** ![longnykid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a3d4f5/32.png) [@longnykid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longnykid)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/45 "2013-09-07T00:35:48Z")

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I remember that beer and bottle very well. grew up drinking those with my older brother and his freinds

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**Author:** ![longnykid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a3d4f5/32.png) [@longnykid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longnykid)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/46 "2013-09-07T00:36:55Z")

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I remember that beer and bottle very well. grew up drinking those with my older brother and his freinds, it was called glacier bay. 8 bucks for a 24 pack of 16 oz bottles lol

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**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/47 "2013-09-11T00:58:37Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> My father-in-law taught me how to open a beer with a dollar bill. That removes the need for any of your fancy devices.

Please share !

In India Tuborg beer is sold in bottles with a ring tab on the caps for easy removal..

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/48 "2013-09-11T01:32:08Z")

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[Open a beer with a dollar.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTq5t8OlMM)

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/49 "2013-09-11T06:07:06Z")

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> [@Crawlspace](#):
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> \<hijack\>I’m itching to get a pair of [Reef bottle opener sandals](http://www.reef-sandals-online.com/reef-fanning.htm)\</hijack\>

(Yes I know this thread is three years old.)

Oh God that is nasty. You want to use the bottom of your shoe to open something you’re going to put in your mouth? WTF man, just wtf?

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/50 "2013-09-11T12:25:31Z")

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Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t spend much time sucking on bottle caps. Your mileage obviously varies.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/51 "2013-09-11T14:39:59Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> (Yes I know this thread is three years old.)
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> Oh God that is nasty. You want to use the bottom of your shoe to open something you’re going to put in your mouth? WTF man, just wtf?

That’s a good way to get toe-main poisoning.

Thank you, thank you!

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/52 "2013-09-11T15:11:50Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t spend much time sucking on bottle caps. Your mileage obviously varies.

The shoe will still touch the rim of the bottle.

I mean, it’s the _bottom of your shoe_! Probably one of the dirtiest things you have. Some people don’t even want the soles of shoes to touch the inside of their _homes_, let alone something you’ll put your mouth on!

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**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/53 "2013-09-11T21:19:42Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> [Open a beer with a dollar.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTq5t8OlMM)

Ah, thanks !

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-bottle-with-built-in-opener/537556/54 "2013-09-12T13:59:06Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> The shoe will still touch the rim of the bottle.

Not really, no. The edges of the opener, which probably rarely come into contact with the ground may barely touch it, but those type bottle openers really only touch the cap.

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