# Beer Non-snobs: Stand up and be counted!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 11, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716 "2000-02-11T19:45:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/21 "2000-02-11T21:02:00Z")

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> (Canthearya said 🙂  
> I used to drink Miller Lite - lowest calorie beer, you know. Now it’s just _too_ lite for my taste. I’ve upgraded to Miller Genuine Draft Light.

As a matter of fact, I picked up some MGD light last night instead of Miller Lite. Why? Because it was on sale–$0.50 cheaper than Miller Lite! Good stuff, too. No Miller prodcut has ever let me down. (Thanks for the welcome!)

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> (frolix8 said 🙂  
> If I’m buying for others or for a special occasion it’s usually Shiner Bock or Tecate. I like microbrews, but only on tap.

I’ll buy Shiner when it’s on sale. But for a good Cheap Texas Beer Buzz, it’s gotta be **PEARL**. My local bar sells it for $1/can for those patrons whose wallets have grown thin. Not that I drink Pearl regularly… anymore.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/22 "2000-02-11T21:10:00Z")

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> (Canthearya said 🙂  
> I used to drink Miller Lite - lowest calorie beer, you know. Now it’s just _too_ lite for my taste. I’ve upgraded to Miller Genuine Draft Light.

As a matter of fact, I picked up some MGD light last night instead of Miller Lite. Why? Because it was on sale–$0.50 cheaper than Miller Lite! Good stuff, too. No Miller prodcut has ever let me down. (Thanks for the welcome!)

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> (frolix8 said 🙂  
> If I’m buying for others or for a special occasion it’s usually Shiner Bock or Tecate. I like microbrews, but only on tap.

I’ll buy Shiner when it’s on sale. But for a good Cheap Texas Beer Buzz, it’s gotta be **PEARL**. My local bar sells it for $1/can for those patrons whose wallets have grown thin. Not that I drink Pearl regularly… anymore.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/23 "2000-02-11T22:18:00Z")

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The bartender would probably shoot me if I ordered a Miller Light. 😉

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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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**Author:** ![Treycal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Treycal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treycal)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/24 "2000-02-11T22:20:00Z")

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Just to add a little bit more of a Canadian flavour to this - mine would be Kokanee.

Brings back memories of when they didn’t used to sell it in Alberta and we would make runs to Field (just west of Lake Louise) to stock up.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/25 "2000-02-11T22:24:00Z")

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I remember in the good old heyday of generic products, finding generic beer at the supermarket. Now **that** was tasty.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/26 "2000-02-11T22:26:00Z")

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Holy Shit!!!

The first time I ever multi-post and it’s a **SIX** timer!

That’s gotta be a sign or something.

Sorry for that; however it happened!

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/27 "2000-02-11T22:50:00Z")

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> The first time I ever multi-post and it’s a SIX timer!

## A six-pack of posts! Can’t be a coincidence. 🙂

_It is too clear, and so it is hard to see._

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/28 "2000-02-11T23:01:00Z")

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I admit it! I’m a beer snob. As an average everyday beer, I drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. But I gotta admit, after a hard day of manual labor (splitting firewood, etc), nothing tastes better than a Budweiser! It’s not too heavy, quenches the thirst, and just makes me feel like an average Joe! 🙂

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The most rewarding part was when I got my money!  
-Dr. Nick Riviera

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/29 "2000-02-11T23:43:00Z")

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I ::ahem:: have been known to acquire and consume a six of Schmidts. Not by many people, mind you! But at $2.15 per six pack when the cash flow was a long way from being able to accomodate the tastes I prefer, well…

(the local supermarket also used to sell Schlitz for $1.99 and yes, ::ahem:: well, same argument)

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**Author:** ![tenspeedjohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenspeedjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenspeedjohn)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/30 "2000-02-11T23:49:00Z")

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I always bought the cheapest beer I could find. I drank for effect, not taste. Of course, I’m an alcoholic.

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If chickens could pee, they would be wet on the bottom.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/31 "2000-02-11T23:53:00Z")

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Jeez, I’m getting a hangover just from reading this thread.

Generally, I don’t drink cheap beers, if only because I drink beer so infrequently that I might as well buy the semi-expensive, semi-good stuff. Sam Adams for me, all the way.

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JMCJ

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/32 "2000-02-12T00:28:00Z")

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Coors Light is beer-flavored water, as far as I’m concerned, and Budweiser, while a good “training beer” for high school and college age kids, doesn’t have enough character for my jaded taste buds. As a New Yorker born and bred, I’ve rediscovered Reingold Extra Dry. Not pretentious, but with a little more body than most.

When I want to treat myself, I buy Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat. Good sipping brew.

Beer. Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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The Dave-Guy  
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/33 "2000-02-12T01:46:00Z")

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My name is Coldfire. I am from The Netherlands. I drink Dutch and Belgian beers.

**You are all amateurs 😃**

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**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/34 "2000-02-12T02:09:00Z")

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The cheapest beer that I drink with any regularity is $1.25 pints during happy hour at the Town Hall brewery in Mpls. (Less than two hours to go and friend is driving–hot damn!).

If I drink any of the crap-beers, I have to put tabasco or similar sauces in it to give it any flavor. Also I have to drink Southern Comfort or really bad whiskey with it. Also, I have to smoke a lot. Hmm, maybe that’s why I don’t drink that stuff much any more.

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/35 "2000-02-12T02:38:00Z")

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What John Corrado said.

I drink beer so infrequently that when I’m actually do drink it, I go for the more expensive stuff. We rarely have liquor of any kind in the house (no objections to it, we’re just not real drinkers here), but on the rare occasions that we buy beer for home consumption, it’s usually Labatt’s Blue. My husband likes it. I can deal with it. I prefer Samuel Adams, myself.

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Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/36 "2000-02-12T02:51:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Coldfire:  
> **You are all amateurs 😃**

Errrm, before I get my ass flamed beyond recognition: y’all, except for **UncleBeer**.

## So there.

**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/37 "2000-02-12T03:02:00Z")

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I love Rolling Rock, and I don’t give a fuck who knows it.

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/38 "2000-02-12T03:03:00Z")

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I usually like whatever is cheapest. Although you gotta be careful with that Budweiser. If I drink one of those, I could shit through a key hole at a hundred yards!

My fave? Miller High Life. It’s getting hard to find in bars.

Enright3

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/39 "2000-02-12T03:49:00Z")

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Not that y’all wanna know, but my brand is  
Cold and Free.  
I really don’t care what it is.  
But in the bar or even @ home, I’ll get a tap Bud with lemon.  
It’s become a signature drink for me 'round these parts.

When I want to be a beer snob, I’ll order a “Fatass”.  
When the waitress looks at me with a bewildered smirk on her puss, I tell her it’s a pint of Fat Tire halfed with Bass.  
Clever, huh?  
Actually, it’s pretty good, I suggest you try it.

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how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…  
VvvV

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-non-snobs-stand-up-and-be-counted/13716/40 "2000-02-12T03:50:00Z")

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> Originally posted by BunnyGirl:  
> \*\*I’m not a beer drinker, but I’ll pass on my Dad’s favorite of many years: PBR. Yep, that stuff that claims to be beer but has just had the shadow of a Heinkan bottle passed over it before they stick it in the can.
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> Pabst: the drink of rednecks.\*\*

## I can top that! I don’t drink beer either but MY parents also drank PBR…until they found it’s cheaper, nastier, inbred banjo-pickin’, Trans-Am drivin’ cousin: PABST RED, WHITE and BLUE! It’s like Pabst made their own generic brand of their own beer, lol.

_One week only! Special Valentine’s Candy Heart Sig Line!_  
**"OU KID"**

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