# beer, pagan dancers, chocolate, fireworks! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159 "2000-08-21T14:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/1 "2000-08-21T14:44:49Z")
Welcome to my 100th post party! On the official\* invitation list: andygirl(cohost) singlefiles(cohost) shadowfox aetbond dpr gunslinger sf ca us dry monster tsime \*Note that an implicit invitation will do, or you can just show up šŸ˜‰ I brought free beer. Andygirl, from what I hear, is giving out chocolate sponge baths. Aetbond has some wierd idea about a goat and pagan dancers. 100 flavors of ice cream are being served. Once enough party goers arrive silly string is to be distributed. Games of no holds barred truth or dare are in progress. Gunslinger was kind enough to supply illegal fireworks. And the word ā€œcongratulationsā€ is banned. Let me know if I forget anything. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/2 "2000-08-21T14:47:25Z")
Ahem! I think it was me who suggested the pagan dancers and the sacrificial goat. Unfortunately, the goat had to be sacrificed last evening in order to appease the health gods, who have chosen to strike me down with one of the worst headaches of my entire life. It must have worked, I feel much better today. So, whereā€™s the beer? ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/3 "2000-08-21T14:52:43Z")
Black Licorice Ice Cream! YAY! (Begins pagan dancing) WooHoo! ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/4 "2000-08-21T14:55:42Z")
dont ya hate it when two people bring the same thing? jk shadowfox, sorry about the mistaken identity. And no offense, but maybe we are better off **without** the goat. I see one of your dancers has arrivedā€¦ And to your left are 100 kegs of beer. Help yourself. ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/5 "2000-08-21T15:59:49Z")
cā€™mon people! 100 flavors of ice cream here! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/6 "2000-08-21T18:21:34Z")
:opens Zippo: Hey yaā€™ll, watch this! _flick_ _hisssssssssssssssssssssss_ _sst_ Hmm, doesnā€™t seem to be working. Lemme take a look at itā€¦ _ **BOOM!** _ :waves away small mushroom cloud: No, really, Iā€™m okay. Iā€™m sure my eyebrows will grow back eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/7 "2000-08-21T19:35:01Z")
\ This is my kind of party! ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/8 "2000-08-21T21:15:21Z")
Please be more careful with the fireworks! One of our pagan dancers is now missing. and where is andygirl? ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/9 "2000-08-21T21:19:56Z")
can i come in? iā€™m so lonelyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/10 "2000-08-21T21:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eyor \* > \*\*Please be more careful with the fireworks! One of our pagan dancers is now missing. and where is andygirl? \*\* Yeah, Iā€™ll look for 'emā€¦anybody seen my eye? It was here a minute agoā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/11 "2000-08-21T23:21:01Z")
Iā€™m here! Iā€™m here! I just got home from work. \ Who wants a sponge bath? From a genuine lesbian, no less! šŸ˜‰ (Iā€™m so glad quietgirl doesnā€™t have internet access except through my computerā€¦ she would be murdering me right about now.) andygirl ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/12 "2000-08-21T23:23:17Z")
Inoci, come on in and join the party! Here, let me give you a chocolate bath. Milk, dark, white, or my special peanut butter blend? ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/13 "2000-08-21T23:23:44Z")
great to see you, andygirl! cmon in inoci! youā€™re just in time for the lesbian chocolate bath! you need a couple more posts, andygirl! ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/14 "2000-08-21T23:24:52Z")
lol. synchronized posts! hmm, the caterers were expecting more partygoersā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/15 "2000-08-21T23:28:55Z")
Okay. (Dramatic pause) Itā€™s official. This is my 100th post. CHOCOLATE ORGY! WOO HOO! ahem. Iā€™m better now. (100 posts in less than a month. Does this mean I talk too much? Oh, well.) ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/16 "2000-08-21T23:32:56Z")
hmmmā€¦I dont see inoci anywhere. but it would be a shame to waste all that lucious chocolateā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/17 "2000-08-22T00:29:57Z")
:::peers timidly around the door::: Uh, hello? Iā€™m unfortunately straight, and really, really feel sorry for the poor goat, but even implied invitations are better than none. And I like beer! Whooo, pity about the pagan dancer! Well, thereā€™s something to be said for dying with your toga on. Mostly. (Short toga, wasnā€™t it! Donā€™t let the necrophiliacs know.) Hoisting a glass, Veb ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/18 "2000-08-22T15:14:28Z")
whoa! I must have passed out! well thanks everyone for coming. I suppose the party ought to end now. But then TVeblen is nearing 2000, maybe heā€™ll have a small celebration šŸ˜‰ I am now more than 5% of the way there. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/19 "2000-08-22T16:50:38Z")
All of you are invited to my 500th post party. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/20 "2000-08-22T18:02:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\*All of you are invited to my 500th post party. \*\* Can I be invited, even though I didnā€™t make it in here (stupid, stinkinā€™ computer! shrackle, phrackleā€¦) and after Iā€™d gone to the trouble of buying extra chocolate too! Congrats, andygirl, eyor, anyone who stayed sober long enough to watch the dancersā€¦ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159.md?page=2)