# beer, pagan dancers, chocolate, fireworks!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159 "2000-08-21T14:44:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/21 "2000-08-22T18:02:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*  
> \*\*All of you are invited to my 500th post party. \*\*

Can I be invited, even though I did’t make it in here (stupid, stinkin’ computer! shrackle, phrackle…)

and after I’d gone to the trouble of buying extra chocolate too!

Congrats, andygirl, eyor, anyone who stayed sober long enough to watch the dancers…

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/22 "2000-08-23T01:19:35Z")

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I suppose you think double posts are going to get you a party faster, eh?  
I’m sure gunslinger won’t mind if you just show up.  
And there is still a pagan dancer around here, though crippled by the fireworks. If you find her, she’s yours!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beer-pagan-dancers-chocolate-fireworks/30159/23 "2000-08-23T11:33:29Z")

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My new policy re post parties is not to attend 'em.

Unless there’s a lady attending who I really want to flirt with.

Or unless I owe the poster in question a favor or two.

Or if I’m specifically invited.

Fortunately, you did the latter. 😃

Now let me have a lesbian chocolate pagan dancer, so I can bite her head off. And pass the illegal fireworks, so I can ignite the sacrificial goat.

And finally, pass me several beers, so I can truthfully deny all memory of these incidents.

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