# Beeruser is the man! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 1999, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777 "1999-12-05T16:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/1 "1999-12-05T16:28:00Z")
## Umm, I’m the man! There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/2 "1999-12-05T16:31:00Z")
Who’s your daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/3 "1999-12-05T16:48:00Z")
For whom? 😉 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/4 "1999-12-05T20:12:00Z")
So was Renee’ Richards, till after the operation. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/5 "1999-12-05T21:06:00Z")
Or Wendy Carlos, Ayesha! S/he can still synthesize music out his/her ### though! I’ve always felt that Beeruser, in view of his forays into philosophic realms in Great Debates, ought to have the sig line that follows, from A.E. Housman: * * * “And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.” ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/6 "1999-12-05T22:12:00Z")
I love that poem. “…Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world’s not. And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past: The mischief is that 'twill not last. Oh I have been to Ludlow fair And left my necktie God knows where, And carried half way home, or near, Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer: Then the world seemed none so bad, And I myself a sterling lad; And down in lovely muck I’ve lain, Happy till I woke again. Then I saw the morning sky: Heigho, the tale was all a lie; The world, it was the old world yet, I was I, my things were wet, And nothing now remained to do But begin the game anew.” * * * “Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting.” - Bertrand Russell ---
**Author:** ![JBENZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@JBENZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBENZ)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/7 "1999-12-06T05:40:00Z")
Ah…poetry nite at Masterpiece Theater! It was early last December, as near as I remember I was walking down the street in tipsy pride No one was I disturbing, as I lay down by the curbing And a pig came up and lay down by my side As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I cannot utter A lady passing by was heard to say “You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses” And the pig got up and slowly walked away * * * JB Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/8 "1999-12-06T06:22:00Z")
Here’s a little song by Tom T. Hall. . . [I like beer.](http://www.tthproject.com/l_i_like.html) – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/9 "1999-12-06T14:24:00Z")
Hey JBENZ, that’s a good one :D. * * * _It is too clear, and so it is hard to see._ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/10 "1999-12-07T03:22:00Z")
Whiskey’s too rough Champagne costs too much And vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain Should help me explain As a matter of fact, I like beer. _Yes…he…likes…BEER!_ I think I suggested that one for either him or Unclebeer once, Sylence. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/11 "1999-12-07T05:11:00Z")
[http://members.aol.com/cliftondrew/beer.jpg](http://members.aol.com/cliftondrew/beer.jpg) * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genius, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beeruser-is-the-man/11777/12 "1999-12-07T12:22:00Z")
Thanks for the input guys. I deeply appreciate it. Now let’s sink this thread to oblivion. * * * There’s always another beer.