# Bees on a plane **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597 "2009-06-03T17:15:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/21 "2009-06-04T16:42:36Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Sadly, it appears nobody took a pucture. Everyone was probably too busy looking for epi-pens. C’mon, you can’t have missed: apee-pens? You’re slipping, dude. That would hive **bee** n a honey of a bun. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/22 "2009-06-05T01:12:35Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > C’mon, you can’t have missed: apee-pens? You’re slipping, dude. That would hive **bee** n a honey of a bun. What, “apee-airy” wasn’t good enough for you? Man, that stings! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/23 "2009-06-05T01:35:15Z")
[Here](http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/19644136/detail.html)’s a page with pictures, though all the bees appear to be on the ground underneath the wing, not on the wing itself. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/24 "2009-06-05T07:45:59Z")
I was going to wax on about your terrible puns, but thought the better of it. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/25 "2009-06-05T07:53:18Z")
And I’m going to conduct a pollen what the worst pun so far is. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/26 "2009-06-05T08:54:42Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > And I’m going to conduct a pollen what the worst pun so far is. And the rest of us will just bumble along. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/27 "2009-06-05T11:48:54Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > And I’m going to conduct a pollen what the worst pun so far is. Wow, you’re a pistil! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/28 "2009-06-05T12:12:18Z")
Police are combing the area… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/29 "2009-06-05T12:18:13Z")
I refuse to suffer the stigma of posting a pun in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/30 "2009-06-05T14:35:36Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I refuse to suffer the stigma of posting a pun in this thread. You’re really a pistil, aren’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/31 "2009-06-05T14:43:14Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > [Here](http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/19644136/detail.html)’s a page with pictures, though all the bees appear to be on the ground underneath the wing, not on the wing itself. Colony Prolapse Disorder. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/32 "2009-06-05T16:09:48Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Samuel L. Jackson has already been alerted. Yes, and Sting, too. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/33 "2009-06-05T18:31:48Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Yes, and Sting, too. That was a honey of a comment. But I really think we should stop swarming this thread with puns. I’m busy, and it’s making me a bad worker. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/34 "2009-06-05T18:38:09Z")
The police wouldn’t do anything. So the had to go to plan bee. (Sounds like the plot for a bee-movie) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/35 "2009-06-06T12:22:55Z")
I know who can handle this Bunch–Ann B. Davis! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/36 "2009-06-08T12:52:32Z")
Wow, a veritable swarm of punsters. We’re going to need a bigger vacuum. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/37 "2009-06-08T19:46:21Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I’ve had enough of these motherfuckin’ bees on this motherfuckin’ plane. And the inevitable cut for FX: “I have had it with these monkey-fightin’ bees on this Monday to Friday plane!” ---
**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/38 "2009-06-09T19:42:16Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I refuse to suffer the stigma of posting a pun in this thread. Are you sure you didn’t mean ‘stingma’? ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/39 "2009-06-10T14:57:31Z")
> [@Mach Tuck](#): > > Wow, you’re a pistil! Hey, now. Just stamen cool, okay? ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bees-on-a-plane/498597/40 "2009-06-10T15:06:59Z")
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