# Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 1, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035 "2013-02-01T15:19:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/1 "2013-02-01T15:19:16Z")
This is old news, having occured last January, but I just ran across the story today. It made me laugh. Sorry if it has been posted before, but nothing came up a site search.
> **[Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna45926359)**
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> Authorities in southern Wisconsin are facing a tongue twister thanks to the arrest of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
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> The Capital Times reports that Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested last week after residents complained of excessive drinking and drug use near Reynolds Park in Madison.
The sheer diversity of what makes people happy continually amazes me. Personally, I would have gone for “Z **i** ppittybop-Bop-Bop”, but that’s just me.
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### Author:  [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/2 "2013-02-01T15:30:25Z")
He’s in deep Doo-Doo now, diggity.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/3 "2013-02-01T15:32:43Z")
From the OP’s link:
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> Court records show that his name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it in October.
For what it’s worth, I think Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is an improvement.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/4 "2013-02-01T15:34:27Z")
And, pretty clearly, he’s really trying to get attention. This isn’t the first time for him:
> **[Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop: Behind the name, a complex figure](https://madison.com/news/local/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-behind-the-name-a/article_14ccf4aa-87f6-11e1-83e2-0019bb2963f4.html)**
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> Back in January, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel played a video montage of television anchors from around the country trying to pronounce the name of a Madison man arrested for
Google his name and you’ll get plenty of hits from his two previous arrests, one of them a year ago. His name made lots of news shows back then.
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### Author:  [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/5 "2013-02-01T15:36:02Z")
Best name ever.
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### Author:  [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/6 "2013-02-01T16:25:35Z")
Engelbert Humperdinck and Moxie Crimefighter Jillette unhappy about this blatant attention-grabbing.
😃
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### Author:  [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/7 "2013-02-01T17:24:03Z")
I opened this thread thinking, “what the heck did they arrest Bill Cosby for?!”
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/8 "2013-02-01T17:31:42Z")
Beezow’s in the hoosegow. 😃
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/9 "2013-02-01T17:36:28Z")
That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard.
Sincerely,
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
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### Author:  [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/10 "2013-02-01T17:39:33Z")
> [@Stealth\_Potato](#):
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> I opened this thread thinking, “what the heck did they arrest Bill Cosby for?!”
I thought this was going to be about Cosby, too.
I’ve been sitting here at my desk chuckling about that name for several minutes now. I keep wanting to pronounce it “Zoppity-Bop-Bop”, carelessly skipping over the first “bop”. I bet he gets that a lot.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/11 "2013-02-01T17:42:49Z")
> [@Bayard](#):
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> I thought this was going to be about Cosby, too.
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> I’ve been sitting here at my desk chuckling about that name for several minutes now. I keep wanting to pronounce it “Zoppity-Bop-Bop”, carelessly skipping over the first “bop”. I bet he gets that a lot.
Well, yeah, but the first “bop” is silent.
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### Author:  [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/12 "2013-02-01T17:57:31Z")
When I was a kid I remember reading about a kid whose parents had named him:
True-will-laughing-life-bucky-boomer-manifest-destiny.
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### Author:  [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/13 "2013-02-01T18:17:27Z")
Do you suppose the “ow” in Beezow sounds like the “ow” in window or in cow?
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/14 "2013-02-01T18:19:56Z")
> [@Bayard](#):
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> I’ve been sitting here at my desk chuckling about that name for several minutes now. I keep wanting to pronounce it “Zoppity-Bop-Bop”, carelessly skipping over the first “bop”. I bet he gets that a lot.
“Pleased to meet you, Zoppity-Bop-Bop.”
"Ahem, it’s “Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. Why does everyone always get it wrong?”
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### Author:  [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/15 "2013-02-01T18:27:43Z")
It’s hard to beat the classic If-Christ-had- not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebones. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/16 "2013-02-01T18:33:32Z")
How about the guy who changed his name to Heywood Jablome?
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/17 "2013-02-01T18:36:54Z")
> [@Leaffan](#):
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> How about the guy who changed his name to Heywood Jablome?
Boy, that name sucks.
And I can’t help notice a certain… Mansonesque… quality to our boy Bezow.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/18 "2013-02-01T18:41:02Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> “Pleased to meet you, Zoppity-Bop-Bop.”
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> "Ahem, it’s “Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. Why does everyone always get it wrong?”
:: police interrogator ::
Be glad we got as close as we did. I was going to say, “Zippity doo dah!”
:: moves lamp into face ::
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/19 "2013-02-01T19:03:20Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Boy, that name sucks.
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> And I can’t help notice a certain… Mansonesque… quality to our boy Bezow.
His face does kinda fit the new name, doesn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/649035/20 "2013-02-01T19:10:15Z")
> [@Sunspace](#):
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> :: police interrogator ::
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> Be glad we got as close as we did. I was going to say, “Zippity doo dah!”
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> :: moves lamp into face ::
He probably didn’t pick Zippity Doo Dah because he didn’t want the added pressure of always having a wonderful day.
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