# Before I close down tonight , this is for Kambucta :- **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 19, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478 "2002-04-19T07:13:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/161 "2002-05-05T03:54:20Z")
“It’s a nostalgic sobbing deep within the heart of me.” This is obviously a subtle Cole Porter reference. Either that, or her pacemaker flamed out again. Before I close down tonight, I just wanted to say how grateful I am that, to the best of my knowledge, no one in this thread has expressed a forbidden passion for Wayne Newton. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/162 "2002-05-05T04:04:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deeward \* > \*\*I mean this in just a psychological sense. But in the physical sense also. > \*\* Deeward…I too share your Engleberty feelings, for I too once made sex with him and known of him carnally! I have posted my true account of this shocking and tawdry story [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=113412) so as not to undermine your well deserved flame of **Kambucta** which you are doing so well! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/163 "2002-05-05T13:19:14Z")
Did Englebert astrally project himself to you a few days ago in his younger form and make mad passionate love to you Deeward? Because if he did, please tell him to stop calling on me. I mean, with all the celebrity shagging I do, the last thing I need is Englebert Humperdink tapping at my window late at night when I’m trying to get down and dirty with Alyson Hannigan’s spirit body. Its a little off-putting, to say the least. I think I’ll have to stop putting that Lamp in the window. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/164 "2002-05-05T14:53:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\* > > Deeward…I too share your Engleberty feelings, for I too once made sex with him and known of him carnally! > > I have posted my true account of this shocking and tawdry story [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=113412) so as not to undermine your well deserved flame of **Kambucta** which you are doing so well! > > Fenris \*\* Fenris! You slut! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/165 "2002-05-05T22:27:36Z")
[Vegas Vaction]Wayne Newton![Vegas Vacation/] Now that you mention it… Zette ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/166 "2002-05-05T23:21:34Z")
How about Barry Manilow? 😛 :eek: Just kidding, as I would never inflict THAT on myself or all of you! ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/167 "2002-05-06T20:40:55Z")
I did Bob Goulet. His breath smells like cat food. … or was that a dream? Heeere, kitty, kitty, kitty… ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478/168 "2002-05-06T21:54:24Z")
\ I had a threesome with Steve Lawrence & Edie Gourmet. Tim Conway watched. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/before-i-close-down-tonight-this-is-for-kambucta/104478.md?page=8)