Hey, I get it! I get it!
:::doing victory dance:::
I GET IT! I GET IT! I GET IT!
Tom Dark is the April Fools’ Day joke! I knew the fake “ED ZOTTI” posts were too obvious, I knew there had to be a real April Fools’ Day post somewhere, and I SPOTTED IT!!
:::more dancing around:::
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
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…so, what do I win?..
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen