In the name of all that is Cecil, please, please, PLEASE
DNFTT.
Any of them.
Let it go.
-andros-
(fingers crossed)
Perdarabo
And there is no Slug, because someone left the lid off the salt shaker again.
And there is no spoon.
Jill
Oh, you heterosexuals think everyone’s str8. But I didn’t ask whether he was str8, I asked if he has an Australian accent, if there are any pictures online of him and if he’ll be my boyfriend.
Just for you, Otto, here is a pic of Mike online:
http://www.sbfunnybone.com/mikelukas.htm
As for your other questions, you may have to ask him yourself 
Any similarities between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
I used to have a pet rat named Cecil.
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
I answered the survey. And I could give a shit what The Reader does with my vital stats. I’ve had many hours of fun here on this board–this is the best entertainment value anywhere. If my info helps Cecil Adams (I believe he exists) improve this board or help keep it going, I’m happy to oblige.
Well, I’m jumping on the IT’S NOT FAIR bandwagon.
I mean, sheesh, I haven’t even told my girlfriend that much personal info yet. I refuse to fill out that damn survey until Cecil posts a bit of his private information.
Like his waist size. Or his favorite color. Or something.
Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream.
Thanks doll! He’s as much a hottie as I remember, but when the words “email the bone” popped up on my screen I about passed out.
Not to :::Tom::: mention any :::Dark::: names, but someone really needs to reach around, grasp the leg holes of his whitey-tighties, and firmly yank them from his ass crack.
I am always amazed at the stupidity that shows up every now and then. Here’s a news flash:
**IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE THE SURVEY - - - DON’T! NO ONE IS TWISTING YOUR BLOODY ARM FORHELLSAKE!! **
Triple SHEESH!
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Opal’s ex-pet-rat writes The Straight Dope?
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
I just washed my cat. It’ll take me hours to get the hairs off my tongue.
                                        --100% certified genuine WallyM7™ sig
I’m starting to feel like I’m in a Nike commercial, to wit…
I Am Cecil Adams.
Tiger ain’t got nothin on Cece…
well, just had to see it one more time, condemmed to the pit. Cecil, Ed, Slugo, and whoever is up there, you have managed to get this topic here and here it will die. I will not be revisiting this topic nor will I fill out your survey. If you make it a condition of using the SDMB, I will lie like a rug.
But you will be relieved to know that I will stop my crusade to enlist others to boycot your survey.
Lynn please put this topic out of its misery and pull the plug
Ah, I love the sound of sniveling loser in the morning . . .
Sheesh, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to through life, son.
The survey wasn’t required–the intro went to great pains specifying that it was voluntary and the information would only be used for in-house market research.
y’know…like PAYING THE BILLS for this place? Like, having some facts to present to the suits and money-guys to prove that Dopers, while weird, are canny, participating members of the economy?
How did a straight forward customer survey get warped into myth drift? Does this putz think the Budweiser frogs are real??
Ignorance is winning, I fear.
Veb
Veb - they AREN’T REAL??? No, say it isn’t so…
ROFLMAO
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every
day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!”
I think I speak for those with an IQ higher then the kelvin measurement of the temperature in deep space when I say:
Otto:
ROFLMAO!
and now:
< jumpimg up and dancing>
SingleDad used my sig!!! I feel so validated!
<dancing out of the room!>
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
I am Spartacus.
What survey?
(anyone who has a sig longer than his post will be damned to Hell)
Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
Projector Emeritus, Grand Academy of Lagado
“You cannot reason a man out of a position he did not reach through reason.”
quote:
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So! There we have it! Ed Zotti has confessed!
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My mistake. We NOW have a new record for specious reasoning.
What did Gloucester say? “This is not the worst, so long as we can say ‘this is the worst’”?
“The dawn of a new era is felt and not measured.” Walter Lord
Actually, Edgar said that (just before dad stumbled onstage.) Gloucester said, among other things, "A man may rot, even here," which Tom Dark seems to be taking to heart.Who is John Galt?
Esprix, ever curious
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)