# Begorra! A St. Paddy's Day MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 10, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332 "2014-03-10T05:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/61 "2014-03-11T11:01:29Z")
Since, although I can speak with a proper Brogue, I am not even Black Irish, I will celebrate March 17th by honoring **NotherYinzer** and **Library1900** ’s first anniversary. May they have many more. also, blurf ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/62 "2014-03-11T11:09:15Z")
Yowch ouch ow. I’ll spare the details. 😉 Gotta go off to work. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/63 "2014-03-11T11:42:49Z")
**Midget** c’mon. Share your TMI! 😃 Email sent to TPTB. Also all purtified and brekkied. The hot shower did help some. I feel less stuffy but still stuffy. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/64 "2014-03-11T11:54:00Z")
I dreamed I was starring in a TV show, and William Shatner was a guest. Then Neil DeGrasse Tyson through a cast party and I had lobster. Then I got to hug the Shat and my friend took a picture. Then the series got cancelled. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/65 "2014-03-11T11:56:53Z")
I made corned beef for dinner last night. Hubby ate half and took the rest for lunch. I’ll get another one later this week. I’m not a great cook, but I can do corned beef. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/66 "2014-03-11T13:21:36Z")
Off to the horse pistol. It’s divorce time!!! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/67 "2014-03-11T13:24:27Z")
Good luck **Bobbio!!** My co-worker who recently separated from her gall bladder said the best part was the painkillers, so enjoy that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/68 "2014-03-11T13:28:01Z")
Best wishes, Venderbob! Vonder. Vonderbob. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/69 "2014-03-11T13:29:15Z")
Good luck **BBBobbio**! Don’t forget to share the pics. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/70 "2014-03-11T14:17:43Z")
Good vibes headed your way, **bobbio**! Let us know how it goes. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/71 "2014-03-11T15:23:01Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Off to the horse pistol. It’s divorce time!!! Good luck with the cutting. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/72 "2014-03-11T15:32:14Z")
Good riddance to the GB **Boobio** Tis begun, I am at the Airport and will be in NYC tonight. Security thought my bag was interesting as they always do, such is the life. Musical Mumper Meetup is on Cheers **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/73 "2014-03-11T16:47:49Z")
I’m slowly but surely returnin’ to the land of the livin’. Benadryl[sup]TM[/sup] and sleep to the rescue! Got a hunk o’ beast in the slow cooker. I have some **N.O.T.** and carrots to throw in with it a little later. It’ll be a nice pot roast in time for dindin. Have a safe trip **Jim**! That is all. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/74 "2014-03-11T17:22:35Z")
Once more, they cancelled on me, and didn’t bother to tell me until I got to the horse pistol to have the job done. The surgeon has now lied to me twice, and I’ve lost time from work trying to get this over with. I’m finding a new surgeon, the officious weasel with the Og complex can kiss my fat, hairy ass. I’d rather have 10 more attacks than give her the time of day. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/75 "2014-03-11T17:27:13Z")
**BBBobbio** she sounds like a candidate for a box of pointy stick wieldin’ Sri Lankan spiders. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/76 "2014-03-11T17:29:57Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **BBBobbio** she sounds like a candidate for a box of pointy stick wieldin’ Sri Lankan spiders. I’ll even pay international shipping. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/77 "2014-03-11T17:39:20Z")
I shall teach my [brittle stars](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PzvGSdTDUPI/STIBaZOLGDI/AAAAAAAAATA/E1v-RtxZaJw/s400/brittlestar.sm.JPG) to wield pointed sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/78 "2014-03-11T17:56:53Z")
**Bobbio** , since divorce isn’t working out too well have you thought about counseling? Would Ms. GB be willing to talk to a therapist so you to could live happily ever after? :dubious: That is, unless you want the MMP\* to assist you in its removal next week. ( **Flytrap** , better book a plane ticket, just in case!) - Mumper Medical Passel ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/79 "2014-03-11T18:20:29Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > That is, unless you want the MMP\* to assist you in its removal next week. > ( **Flytrap** , better book a plane ticket, just in case!) Ok. Better wait to but the boxcutters until we are there. I understand the airlines are kind of touchy. Or, we could fly the patient to another location on Malaysian Airlines. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/80 "2014-03-11T19:01:36Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > the officious weasel with the Og complex can kiss my fat, hairy ass. I’d rather have 10 more attacks than give her the time of day. Does your insurance company require a referral for that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332.md?page=5)