# Begorra! A St. Paddy's Day MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 10, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332 "2014-03-10T05:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/101 "2014-03-11T21:56:13Z")
Sketties were OK. Welcome, **Sassy**!! I’m too tired to come up with a clever nickname - best I could manage is “Britches” because I used to call my daughter sassy britches when she was little. I’m sure something clever will emerge. 😃 I’ve got 8 bunnies who need eyes embroidered on their little faces. I’ll deliver them to the store tomorrow after work. Guess I should get to it, huh?? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/102 "2014-03-11T22:00:05Z")
Ah! 'Tis the first raughboin (\<- Gaelic spelling, as befits the thread) of spring! Fat, delicate, anyone have a good recipe? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/103 "2014-03-11T22:00:14Z")
Dindin is et and OYKW has left cause he has a buncha paperirk to catch up on, poor thing. I complain about paperirk but he has tons and tons of it bein’ as he’s in the medical field. Home health ain’t for the paperirk feint of heart. **Sassy** (nickname TBD) glad you liked the cheese thangs. Also glad you shared the recipe. You’re BIL sounds kinda like me when sump’n real good at a family gatherin’ or party. I tell people, “you don’t want this, I’m only eatin’ it because I don’t want to hurt (name of person’s) feelin’s, really, it’s awful, stay away.” It never works. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/104 "2014-03-11T22:05:32Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > I made corned beef for dinner last night. I read this as ‘cornered’ beef. I guess that demonstrates about how tired I am lately. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/105 "2014-03-11T22:17:29Z")
> [@For You](#): > > Fat, delicate, anyone have a good recipe? You want a recipe for delicate fat??? 😕 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/106 "2014-03-11T22:31:34Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > You want a recipe for delicate fat??? 😕 > 😃 You can spread schmaltz on bread like mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/107 "2014-03-11T22:44:42Z")
I should post some recipes in the recipe blog. I should get to work on my music project. I should do things instead of saying I should do them. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/108 "2014-03-11T23:03:38Z")
**Sassy** doesn’t need a nickname. **Sassy** is a great name! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/109 "2014-03-11T23:06:03Z")
**For You** I’d think you’d need at least a dozen to make a decent meal. Add some bread crumbs, onion, bell pepper and an aig or two as a binder and you might have a pretty good robin loaf. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/110 "2014-03-12T00:43:38Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You can help, Rosie. > When Vunderboob goes under the knife, we will need a nurse to do things like blot our fevered brows, hand us hammers and tongs, and mix drinks. > [@anyrose](#): > > I can do that. As long as you know I’ll be sampling the drinks before I serve them > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Of course. Quality control is very important. Completely unacceptable! Why should we dilute perfectly good booze with mixers? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/111 "2014-03-12T01:05:13Z")
I swear the government must have switched to a new, higher strength brand of Mass Stupidity to spray out in contrails of jets on the population. People have been out to kill me on the roads. That or it’s the warm weather. It’s been close to or at 70 yesterday and today in DC. Next week there is a call for 1"-3" of snow on Monday. Yay March! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/112 "2014-03-12T01:36:02Z")
SNOW is a four letter word and should never be used in polite company. If I hear the expression ‘reach out’ one more time I think I will reach out with a baseball bat against the offenders head. It’s getting chilly, guess it’s time to close my window. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/113 "2014-03-12T02:47:35Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Completely unacceptable! > Why should we dilute perfectly good booze with mixers? :smack: Calm yourself, Doctor, and I use the term loosely. Nurse Rosie is quite capable of pouring it Straight Up for you. I am sure that will improve your performance and ability wielding the knife, hammer, and tongs. Make a note of that, Nurse Rosie. Straight Up for Spiderman. [old roll eyes] ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/114 "2014-03-12T02:52:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I am sure that will improve your performance and ability wielding the knife, hammer, and tongs. I thought I was the anesthesiologist as I can sit at the end of the table & pass gas. Wait, **what**?!?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/115 "2014-03-12T03:40:30Z")
Time change sux the hind tit. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/116 "2014-03-12T04:14:09Z")
Fans are gone, I got the Main Computer up and running. Welcome, **Sassy**! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/117 "2014-03-12T07:07:34Z")
“I still love you New Yawk” Sitting in my hotel room off 45th and Broadway(I prefer to be farther south, but I ain’t paying),tired and have a long couple of days ahead, all good it pays well. **Boobio** , I have my tools with me and with the offered assistance and drinks we can knock it out in no time, just saying. Gotta go to bed **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/118 "2014-03-12T10:19:11Z")
blurf. We’re having a snowstorm today. With my crappy-ass boots which probably have holes in them, should be fun attempting to get home from work today. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/119 "2014-03-12T10:24:19Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis a balmy 62 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 77 for the day. Tomorrow the high will be 57. Go figure. Sinuses are less achy this mornin’ but still got me all sniffly. However, I shall go to the orifice as I need to do some stuff there. Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, purtification for irk must commence. Le sigh. Happy [Hump Day](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA) Y’all! Just. Does. Not. Get. Old. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332/120 "2014-03-12T10:25:43Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > I swear the government must have switched to a new, higher strength brand of Mass Stupidity to spray out in contrails of jets on the population. People have been out to kill me on the roads. > > That or it’s the warm weather. It’s been close to or at 70 yesterday and today in DC. Next week there is a call for 1"-3" of snow on Monday. > > Yay March! \ Lousy Smarch weather \ My Not-Our-Spidey Plant is about to bloom again. I pruned back all its old tendrils and now the new ones are gonna be bustin’ out all over. The African Violet is offended at something–all its leaves are standing straight up. The panda plant continues to not care. This has been the plants in my windowsill update. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/begorra-a-st-paddys-day-mmp/683332.md?page=7)