# Behave now, kids. And don't touch the stereo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422 "2001-07-06T00:52:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/201 "2001-07-09T17:11:29Z")
Brraaaaaaawwwwwwww! **Bunny** rides **Coldy’s** bike in from the ditch where **Juniper** ditched it, through the living room, up the stairs, while yelling “Where’s the brakes on this crazy thing?!” and crashes into the bed. Running downstairs, she waves money around and yells out, “Hey, I got $50 in singles! I heard **think** and **imapunha** were going to be doing some dancing!” She brushes off from the last standing coffee table beer cans, shot glasses and various rolling papers onto the floor. “C’mon boys, let’s see ya shake it! Girls, anyone with me on this?” :: pats **Astro’s** back as he pukes behind the couch again:: ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/202 "2001-07-09T17:18:03Z")
Alright, looks like I made it back just in time! Nekkid mens!!! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/203 "2001-07-09T17:25:05Z")
::runs out of other room:: ::drags AstroBoy back with her:: “Aw, &\*$%@ slip-knots. I knew I should have used a sheepshank. Sorry folks, carry on like nothing happened.” ::returns to living room, nails four pieces of wood around a section of vomit-splashed wall, signs AstroBoy’s name to the corner:: “God, I love modern art. In 5 years, he can sell this for a pretty penny. Maybe even a shiny dime!” ::returns to the bathroom:: “Forgot the mosquito repellant and the toothpaste. Anyone got any extra icing?” ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/204 "2001-07-09T17:49:26Z")
\ Geez, looks like the fun DID continue… Leave it to me to catch a tiny case of salmonella from the mystical contents of Coldy’s Tupperware. \ **Arden** , once you’ve finished tending to the wounded (only at a Doper party could somebody get second-degree latex burns), d’yer think you might have a moment to introduce me to this whole “Jello-tub” concept? I got distracted at the last party before I could adequately broaden my experience… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/205 "2001-07-09T18:02:03Z")
Anything for you, **Tygr**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/206 "2001-07-09T18:05:34Z")
\ Hey, if we’re gonna do something educational, I figure we might as well videotape it. Y’know. For…easy reference. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/207 "2001-07-09T18:19:22Z")
Page 5! Everyone do a shot! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/208 "2001-07-09T19:58:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Anything for you, **Tygr**. 😉 \*\* _blush_ Wow, really? \ OK, then. Now, I believe that green Jello can stain fabric, so would it be better to risk discoloring my shorts? Or get into the spirit of things and go _alfresco_? …and in consideration of that possibility, do I really have to make the joke about **Jester** needing to set up a wide angle shot? Looking to you for guidance, **Arden** , I place myself in your hands. So to speak. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/209 "2001-07-09T23:14:48Z")
[sub]comes into the living room[/sub] Hi, has anybody seen **raynyday** by any chance ? [sub]as he is about to leave, he notices a body on the floor[/sub] Isn’t that… Boy, I heard of these types of grin but I’ve **never** seen one before ! Guess I’ll have to pay up now. [sub]goes to the sound system, stops the CD, plugs in the mike[/sub] ATTENTION, EVERYBODY !!! [sub]gotta adjust the volume[/sub] Ah, better, anybody who had **hardygrrl** in the grudge match come collect your beer bets, I’ll be in the rubber room. Thank you, as you were. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/210 "2001-07-09T23:15:39Z")
OK - anyone here a licensed minister? The sheep and I are getting married… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/211 "2001-07-09T23:27:14Z")
::Moans,groans,squeals of pleasure and thumping noises are heard from the ring. It grows quiet:: Guys! Can someone throw me and Jeffy some beer, more whipped cream and some handcuffs? ::The noises start up again,even louder this time. A male voice with a sexy Southern accent says:: Damn,woman…give me just five minutes here. Let me catch my breath! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/212 "2001-07-09T23:52:04Z")
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz… :::Persephone staggers in from the backyard, dragging a chainsaw and an oak tree::: Hey guys! Listen, I know that all the drinking and carousing is fun, but every once in a while, we’ve gotta stop and eat. Eat food. Real food. Real food that will sop up the beer in our tummies. :::tosses oak tree on to living room floor::: So here’s some kindling, and I’ve got hot dogs and 'smore fixins. Who’s up for a weenie roast? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/213 "2001-07-10T00:25:14Z")
Heeh hehh hehhhh you said weenie ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/214 "2001-07-10T00:38:02Z")
**Tygr** , do you usually wear clothes in the tub? Thought not. Formal skin, please. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/215 "2001-07-10T00:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > OK, then. Now, I believe that green Jello can stain fabric, so would it be better to risk discoloring my shorts? Or get into the spirit of things and go _alfresco_? > \*\* _peeks in for just a secomd_ Not that it matters much right now… (looks around) …but just don’t use cherry Jell-O. It stains the bathtub. If **Coldfire’s** renting, he’ll never get his deposit back. [sub]Please don’t ask me how I know.[/sub] _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/216 "2001-07-10T00:42:32Z")
Jell-o bathtubs require green jell-o. I think it’s the law. Did anybody notice that I made jell-o shots? Raspberry is vodka, and the lime is tequila. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/217 "2001-07-10T00:47:53Z")
Can someone throw us some gatorade and some power bars? Jeff’s starting to slow down a little. Maybe someone could tag in and give him a rest? ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/218 "2001-07-10T00:51:39Z")
**Hey! You can’t light that fire in the middle of the floor!!!** …there’s not enough kindling. Here, try this gallon of lighter fluid I found when I was rummaging through Coldy’s chemical stores. glugglugglug…flick… **FWOOOOOOOOM!!!** [sub]Did I do good?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/219 "2001-07-10T00:58:16Z")
Geez, **TheLoadedDog** , you look funny without eyebrows. Let me use this marker and draw some in, mkay? ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/220 "2001-07-10T01:09:36Z")
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